absolutely obsessed w the idea of rdj's gooner era 🤤🤤

Stark Industries has a new growth smoothie in production, which Cap and Hawkeye are more than happy to try out. After taking it however, they quickly found out what the secret ingredient is

Commission for @storma1.bsky.social

its both unbelievably boring and upsetting to see kink discourse from people who refuse to be open-minded or apply critical thinking and attempt symbolic/non-literal interpretations of consensual play

any myth in which the primordial creation being becomes the natural landscape is actually just macrophilia

findom that helps me budget and responsibly spend/manage my money for a modest monthly fee

personally not a he/him person but i like masculine bating. not sure where that leaves me.

Looks like SIR has some new followers here on Bluesky who might benefit from this training... enjoy this little teaser of video I recently posted to my to my JFF & OF.
(the full vid is posted there, should you need it.)

My penis and I would like to have a talk with you.

I love being a masturbator

Masturbation as Meditation

Need your stocking stuffed ;)?

The Temple of Holy Phallus wishes you all a happy New Year. Let's make 2025 a year of worship.

#gooncaps #gaygooncaps #penisworship #goon #gaygoon #batebros

Worship the Holy Seed of all Fathers who created life.

#gooncaps #gaygooncaps #thechurchofcock #phallicworship #batebros

#2025penisworship DAY 1: Spend the day naked. Embrace nudity and accept that Holy Penis should not be imprisoned. If you absolutely need to wear clothes, you must wear loose bottoms with NO UNDERWEAR (commando). Today's task is all about letting HIM free and unconstrained.

Circle Work

While you’re spending the holidays with family and friends, keep thinking about how good it’ll feel to be zonked out on weed, porn and poppers in the new year!

Anyone else’s 2025 plans look like this 😵‍💫