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Tammi
@tammimurphy.bsky.social
Mom, wife and small business owner getting through life with a warped sense of humor and an irritating disposition.
Wild that we don’t audit billionaires, but MAGA will dissect a single mom’s grocery cart like it’s a crime scene.
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Pocahontas, Tampon Tim, Sleepy Joe, Lyin’ Ted, Crooked Hillary, Little Rocket Man, Crazy Kamala, Al Frankenstein, Birdbrain, Fat Jerry, Broken Old Crow, Ron DeSanctimonious, Low Energy Jeb, Mini Mike, Sloppy Steve, Wacky Jack Smith, Deranged Andrew McCabe, Little Marco,
March 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Being poor is the new patriotism.
March 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oopsie
March 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
For those out and about in Lake Norman today!
March 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Only the GOP would blame the victim because of what they were wearing.
March 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They will say “cry harder“. They will say he was “owning the libs”. They will say he was joking. And they will all cheer as they witness the downfall of America.
February 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“Waste, fraud and abuse” is the new “they’re eating the dogs”.
February 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Stay loud.
February 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Got a few of these left in M, L and XL if anyone wants to cause pearl clutching.
February 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m in a constant state of shock at how many are willing to sell their souls for money or power.
February 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Anyone else get excited every time there’s an Apple News notification only to be disappointed it wasn’t the news I was hoping for.
February 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
February 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
When Trump announces a new policy, no matter how completely stupid, MAGA cheers for him like parents whose kid shit in the potty for the first time.
February 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
February 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The Chiefs can just say they won. It’s what we do now.
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I just signed an executive order banning inserts from sports bras and swimsuits.
February 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Ok, who keeps giving him crayons?
February 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I’m waiting for him to start selling the newly-minted, limited edition Trump-to-English dictionary.
February 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I guess Jesus took the wheel
February 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Where is Jill Stein?
February 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
How the hell is it still January?
January 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is what it looks like when they take over the media.
January 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A black hawk hits an airplane. I wonder if the guy in charge of the military was drunk. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
January 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM