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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1
@tammi.bsky.social
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She/Her/Mistress of the Universe.
Trans. Deal with it. 🏳️‍⚧️🤗🏳️‍🌈
I make music, art and jokes.
I'm not sorry.

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Madagascar penguins. Sergeant: Kowalkski, analysis. Kowalski: Banger.
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Ron Perlman *was* a huge cat...
Terminator's Linda Hamilton as Assistant District Attorney Catherine Chandler and Ron Perlman as a fucking huge cat, Vincent, from the late 80s TV show Beauty And The Beast.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Android update put Gemini on my phone.
Sarah Connor preps her CAR-15.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The last few of this batch of rich double-chocolate cookies.
A close-up of a batch of 2" crisp yet chewy double-chocolate cookies as they cooled on the rack.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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World Anteater Day!?
(Ohhh here she comes) Watch out bugs she'll chew you up (Ohhh here she comes) She's an anteater. And there's a picture of an anteater. That's the joke.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Wiman Commissar drinking a nice cup of Imperial tea - "I've seen enough heresy to know where this is going."
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I missed breakfast so now it's lunchtime, this is basically me.
A large hungry, hungry hippo poking their head into an open car window, asking, "Excuse me, do you have any marbles?"
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Hello, little bra strap extender, I wonder if you'll still be in the washing machine when the cycle finishes?
A square of black fabric on an adventure in my washing machine. Happy trails, come back soon!
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Comfort reading.
The title for chapter four of the fourth book in the Skulduggery Pleasant series, Dark Days; BRING ME THE HEAD OF SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT. It's fine, he's already dead. Why do you think they call him the Skeleton Detective?
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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#AccidentalBunnyNose
An opening in a fresh bread crust that looks a little teeny bit like a grumpy bunny nose and mouth.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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A frankly huge Pudu Loaf. It's now singing noisily as it cools and the crust settles.
A large, plump Bloomer loaf in the shape of a slightly deflated rugby ball. The crust is a deep golden brown speckled like a deer's hide and there is a ripped and rippled white crust around the bottom of the loaf from where it rose. It smells divine.
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Paddles the Emotional Support Penguin is currently wrapped in the edge of my rolled-up couch blanket, which is often used as a leg warmer or kilt if I sit on the floor to make things (desks are for storage... )

Bed blanket? Definitely missing at least one of them.
Paddles the Emotional Support Penguin wrapped in the corner of the red fleecy couch blanket. He was warm when we got up. Did you really expect me to just leave him on the couch to get cold?
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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"Bantha pudu," every time...

Thanks @fenrisgames.com
🤪👍
A lump of fresh, moist bantha pudu, sorry, bread dough, in a green enamel mixing bowl before being covered in clingfilm and left to rise.
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Yellow Vs Green.
Three scared-looking yellow pepper sections with gnarly teeth and googly eyes. Three frankly nutbag-looking green pepper sections gurning like they double-dropped. Hence the googly eyes...
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Free Angry Dinosaur portrait with every fried egg!
The dried remains of the underside of a fried egg in a no longer non-stick frying pan. It looks a bit like a grumpy dinosaur face. Eggosaurus, possibly.
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Maybe when she finally fucks off she can just keep going...
Text meme on a clear mountain silhouette: Fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying "You Can't Fuck Off Past Here." Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Extra photos, a widescreen desert pic and Tod with the Tieflings, Keynsey and Syme, also from @fenrisgames.com
Tod the fox doing another sneak, this time through a desert. He's found the only stick for miles but what's that coming over the hill, is it a...? Tod the fox, in glorious orange, flanked by Keynsey the blue Tiefling Rogue and Syme the red Tiefling Cleric. I think these guys might be troublemakers.
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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My favourite mini in ages, a resin Tod the fox from @fenrisgames.com

A genuine joy to paint and he's so cute! Barely 25mm high but so much character. I dare you to paint him without going "Squee!"

Four pics of Tod hoping to pass his Sneak roll.

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Tod the fox doing a sneak along the edge of a dry stream. He's a slightly rough orange with a white underside and tail tip. From this, his left side, you can see a left shoulder pad of leather armour and the short sword he is slowly drawing from its leather scabbard. Over his armour he has a thin black robe, belted at the waist, so he's dressed a little like a Roman auxillary. Rear view of Tod sneaking. You can see the small drop to the streambed, the light knapsack on his back, and the trimmed branches to his right, barely enough cover. Front right view of Tod, paws in the dried leaves as the base of those branches, pack strap over his shoulder and a determined look on his face. Front view, almost straight on. Eyes bright, shiny nose, and his right paw reaching for that gladius. If you look closely, you can see the leather scroll-pouch on his back, though whether that contains an important message or a piece of stolen loot isn't quite clear just yet...
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Look, two of the Bunnies were named Parsley and Sorrel...
The underside of a base of a bunny from Kill-Team Owsla, with their name, Parsley. The underside of a base of another bunny from Kill-Team Owsla, with their name, Sorrel.
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Ha, Critical Hit.
Text response from my brother, who happens to be older than me. "Feeling old 😳"
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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The Ah Um stickman for when, you know what, she has a point.
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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So would you, don't lie.
Mozzarella garlic bread, a small crusty baguette's worth, covered with melted golden cheese bubbles. A bowl of smoked bacon and mushroom linguine, made with double cream and three cheeses. Don't look at me like that, you know I'm like this.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Two frames of Calvin and Hobbes sitting under a tree. In the first, a sad Calvin says, "You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place." "That's why animals are so soft and huggy," replies Hobbes. In the second frame Calvin says, "Yeah... " and they hug.
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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SCIENCE!!
An alligator above text - Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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I can't help it 🤷🏼‍♀️
Me at Leicester Pride a couple of years ago. Neat, blonde almost-Karen hair, purple tinted aviator shades and a grey t-shirt with the phrase BOSS LADY printed in black sparkles.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM