Tamatao
@tamatoa.bsky.social
Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby!
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby!
@jwoliner.bsky.social can you tell me the name of the psychedelic guitar song that plays during Cliff Tarpey? Tysm!
June 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
@jwoliner.bsky.social can you tell me the name of the psychedelic guitar song that plays during Cliff Tarpey? Tysm!
Applicants to federal jobs will now be graded based on how much sex they had while in highschool.
March 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Applicants to federal jobs will now be graded based on how much sex they had while in highschool.
I just love free food, and you look like seafood!
February 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I just love free food, and you look like seafood!
Where is that hook? (My hook..)
February 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Where is that hook? (My hook..)
Are you trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are ...I will gladly do so - in song form!
December 19, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Are you trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are ...I will gladly do so - in song form!
I ate my grandma. And it took a week.. she was absolutely humongous.
December 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I ate my grandma. And it took a week.. she was absolutely humongous.
You can try, try, try - but you can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod!
December 11, 2024 at 7:06 PM
You can try, try, try - but you can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod!
Funky crab legs, funky crab legs!
December 4, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Funky crab legs, funky crab legs!