This picture I drew when I was maybe like 6 of my great grandma who didn’t speak any English is probably the funniest I’ll ever be

Apparently I look like this

The classroom mascots that my students are instructed to stare at if their chromebooks do not immediately connect to the wifi. If it weren’t for the wifi wizard and now the wi-guy, I’d have ~20 hands in the air asking me to fix the wifi

Ok go off I guess!

For an assignment today to familiarize themselves with the setting of a story, I had my kids go on Google maps street view in Malawi and one of them called me over in a panic because they found this

The kids are alright

It makes me really emotional that when I was in middle school no one knew what I was talking about when I said I read One Piece every week, and now I get to take my middle school students to the book fair where it’s not just sold but featured on the display case as one of their most popular books

His first fanart from one of my students

The fact that my middle schoolers play mouthwashing is insane enough but one of them was drawing this in my class

Actually kinda nuts to look back on this now that we know who this is

Woah

This time last year a student threatened to get her friends to attack me in the parking lot where no one would find me, and nothing was done to protect me.

This year, I got my first ever Christmas card from a student, and another said I’m the best teacher she has.

😭 I made it out of the trenches

Baby creature

Last dnd session our gnome Druid accidentally made a pact with what turned out to be a demon lord, and gets to multi class into warlock. But this might cause problems down the line

That’s my original playthrough w her but I’m not sure she meshes well with Taash… also the height difference isn’t that pronounced in the cut scenes :( they move the models and camera to make their height difference less insane even though it actually looks like this

Who does she look like she’d romance?
I’m considering changing her story. Taash, Emmrich, or Lucanis?

Being a dwarf rook player is fun because
Comically insane height difference with partner 😊👍
Being shorter than a human child 😭👎
Bro she looks like an Oompa Loompa next to this kid

Hilde Ingellvar my beloved mortician freak. Necromancer wannabe. Dwarven goth weirdo. I’m obsessed with her

Hello drag of age community #dragonage