Oops. Ladies first.

That whole thing about coyotes leading your dog into an ambush is a myth though...

When I was a local truck driver, I almost got fired when I refused to cross the picket line to deliver a load multiple times to Kellogg's in Omaha when they were on strike. I'm not/wasn't union but I fully support them. I'd show up, talk to them, then leave because I didn't "feel safe".

Player: "I want to jump down from the ledge."
DM: "Okay. Roll me an acrobatics check."
Player: *Nat 1*
DM: "So you jump down from the ledge and..."

Love this! I just recently started drawing again for the first time since I was a teenager. Last practice session I was trying for different expressions and this was one I was going for but I couldn't quite get it right.

As a coyote that was bitten by a werewolf, I strongly approve this image!

Ah yes. I too remember getting white-girl wasted. That and Mike's Hard Lemonade. Yeesh.