two days.

:(

Screw ALL OF YOU!

oh

what I wanted to hear at all.

I'll believe it when I see it, I guess.

I've been through it before. Had people claim they like me, even love me, just to have status, power, my body.

I-It's hard being so multitalented!

( Nice save. That almost sounded pathetic again. )

...And for the record? That answer sucks. That's not +

And then? I bend over, you uh. Do your business. And then what? You go screw off to do the same thing to the next servant with slightly worse looks than me?

( It sounds a lot more pathetic than confrontational, the way she sounds. )

( Inhaling dramatically, she nods a sagely nod. )

...I like it. I mean, in theory. I like what's in my head. It won't be as good as what I can come up with, but it's something.

I bet it's hot. I guess. Blue would work on you.

Really...?

( Blink blink blink. )

What kind...

Every time I bring them up, you act like I'm a weirdo. How would you like it if /I/ acted like all YOUR hobbies were weird, huh? Or tiring? Or stupid?

No. I'm mad at you.

I feel like they totally could.

Test it on someone. Not me. I don't even do birthing. Fae just appear.

You have grails. You could probably make it happen.

And for the record, I do think you're stupid enough to want that.

Is that an innuendo to deflect, or did you really try?

Kinda pathetic either way. Nobody should be having kids right now. It's cruel.

Kscht. You'd never do that anyway. You'd probably rather die and have some stupid peace or something.

You know? I was trying to be nice. I thought a book would be special. But I guess mother had me on the right track; no point doing nice things for people.

Not like it's appreciated.

You're making me sad.

What's that supposed to mean, bitch?