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Food, urbanism, politics, tech, and other nonsense. UK now, Pacific Northwest prev. 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇨🇦
Costco: proudly supplying gear for both your baby *and* man baby in the same aisle
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My dog, trying to get a treat out of me after going outside and then immediately walking back in.
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Wake up, babe. New man-made horrors beyond my comprehension just dropped.
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh yeah, almost forgot.. made this tzatziki salad the other night and it SLAPPED.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Maple harissa roasted mushrooms with Greek yogurt, rye crisp bread, and lentil/rocket salad.
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Dinner in progress
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hmm… wonder if I’m eligible
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
breakfast slapped
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
You know society is cooked when Amazon starts offering gin financing.
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 AM
A government app? Being updated with new UI features? Shocking.
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Happy Monday, everyone 🥰
October 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Dinner was a triumph
October 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They grow up so fast 🥲 the LH A321neo we saw undergoing the final steps of assembly on our factory tour has taken to the skies
October 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Been down a bit of a retro Windows rabbit hole tonight
October 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I find this way more satisfying than I should
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I’ve discovered either a typo or an infinite Avios glitch.
October 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
“Pay €2! Drive a tank! Don’t worry about the type of tank or the uniforms involved!”
October 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The terrorists did not prevail. Hello from Oktoberfest.
October 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
can you feel that salmon energy

(this was an 11/10 purchase)
October 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Wir haben ein ernstes Problem
September 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Friendship ended with Albert Heijn.

Now EDEKA is our best friend.
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
This is how I’m asking people if they want to hang out from now on.
September 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Time for the final Fat Cow of the season!
September 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I admire the attention to detail
September 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
What a unit
September 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM