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Nothing scares me anymore… especially when someone says,
“it takes me a long time to finish, are you sure?”
“it takes me a long time to finish, are you sure?”
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Nothing scares me anymore… especially when someone says,
“it takes me a long time to finish, are you sure?”
“it takes me a long time to finish, are you sure?”
Finding out I share a community with F1NNST3R, Lily Tino, and Blaire White… this is not the trans experience I pictured for myself 😭🏳️⚧️
#trans #lgbtq #internetculture #tallywyte
#trans #lgbtq #internetculture #tallywyte
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Finding out I share a community with F1NNST3R, Lily Tino, and Blaire White… this is not the trans experience I pictured for myself 😭🏳️⚧️
#trans #lgbtq #internetculture #tallywyte
#trans #lgbtq #internetculture #tallywyte
My family tried sending me money like that magically cancels out years of racist nonsense 💀💸
Respectfully, I’m not cash-applying my way back into that mess.
#TallyWyte #FamilyDrama #RacistFamily #ToxicRelatives #Boundaries #Comedy #TransCreator #LGBTQCreator #AltHumor #BlueskySocial
Respectfully, I’m not cash-applying my way back into that mess.
#TallyWyte #FamilyDrama #RacistFamily #ToxicRelatives #Boundaries #Comedy #TransCreator #LGBTQCreator #AltHumor #BlueskySocial
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My family tried sending me money like that magically cancels out years of racist nonsense 💀💸
Respectfully, I’m not cash-applying my way back into that mess.
#TallyWyte #FamilyDrama #RacistFamily #ToxicRelatives #Boundaries #Comedy #TransCreator #LGBTQCreator #AltHumor #BlueskySocial
Respectfully, I’m not cash-applying my way back into that mess.
#TallyWyte #FamilyDrama #RacistFamily #ToxicRelatives #Boundaries #Comedy #TransCreator #LGBTQCreator #AltHumor #BlueskySocial
My dad started talking about “purifying our bloodline” so I reminded him that if the dumbest person alive dies, he’s up for promotion.
We’re Filipino. The math isn’t mathing.
#Filipino #Comedy #FamilyDrama #Satire #TallyWyte
We’re Filipino. The math isn’t mathing.
#Filipino #Comedy #FamilyDrama #Satire #TallyWyte
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My dad started talking about “purifying our bloodline” so I reminded him that if the dumbest person alive dies, he’s up for promotion.
We’re Filipino. The math isn’t mathing.
#Filipino #Comedy #FamilyDrama #Satire #TallyWyte
We’re Filipino. The math isn’t mathing.
#Filipino #Comedy #FamilyDrama #Satire #TallyWyte
Realizing I’m out here sharing progressive views while still talking like I grew up in a cursed Xbox Live lobby is… beautifully hypocritical tbh 💀✨
#progressivehumor #satire #ironic #socialcommentary #selfdrag #comedypost #relatable
#progressivehumor #satire #ironic #socialcommentary #selfdrag #comedypost #relatable
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Realizing I’m out here sharing progressive views while still talking like I grew up in a cursed Xbox Live lobby is… beautifully hypocritical tbh 💀✨
#progressivehumor #satire #ironic #socialcommentary #selfdrag #comedypost #relatable
#progressivehumor #satire #ironic #socialcommentary #selfdrag #comedypost #relatable
My therapist said I’d be “less depressed” if I ate healthier, worked out, and did daily affirmations… and I jokingly hit her with a quiet “shut up, bitch”
Self-care is important, but so is comedic delusion.
#therapyhumor #transcomedy #lgbtq #mentalhealthmemes
Self-care is important, but so is comedic delusion.
#therapyhumor #transcomedy #lgbtq #mentalhealthmemes
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My therapist said I’d be “less depressed” if I ate healthier, worked out, and did daily affirmations… and I jokingly hit her with a quiet “shut up, bitch”
Self-care is important, but so is comedic delusion.
#therapyhumor #transcomedy #lgbtq #mentalhealthmemes
Self-care is important, but so is comedic delusion.
#therapyhumor #transcomedy #lgbtq #mentalhealthmemes
He was obsessed until he found out I’m 5’11”, thicc, and a trans woman — then suddenly he “wasn’t interested.” That’s not a preference, that’s a confidence crisis 😂💅🏻🌈
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
He was obsessed until he found out I’m 5’11”, thicc, and a trans woman — then suddenly he “wasn’t interested.” That’s not a preference, that’s a confidence crisis 😂💅🏻🌈
Everyone hears me speak one line of Spanish and suddenly I’m Mexican 😭
Meanwhile I’m just a Filipino who knows a lil Español 🇵🇭✨
Cultural mix-ups stay undefeated.
Meanwhile I’m just a Filipino who knows a lil Español 🇵🇭✨
Cultural mix-ups stay undefeated.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Everyone hears me speak one line of Spanish and suddenly I’m Mexican 😭
Meanwhile I’m just a Filipino who knows a lil Español 🇵🇭✨
Cultural mix-ups stay undefeated.
Meanwhile I’m just a Filipino who knows a lil Español 🇵🇭✨
Cultural mix-ups stay undefeated.
Christians smiling in my face while low-key deciding I’m Satan’s patch update 😇🔥
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Christians smiling in my face while low-key deciding I’m Satan’s patch update 😇🔥
First conversation with my dad in a decade and he’s out here reading that infamous book like it’s light fiction 💀
Bro missed my entire childhood and the plot of history.
Bro missed my entire childhood and the plot of history.
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
First conversation with my dad in a decade and he’s out here reading that infamous book like it’s light fiction 💀
Bro missed my entire childhood and the plot of history.
Bro missed my entire childhood and the plot of history.
someone with colonial mentality told me I can’t be white and Filipino… so I said “shut up” - identity isn’t a debate it’s a reality 🇵🇭😌💅🏻
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
someone with colonial mentality told me I can’t be white and Filipino… so I said “shut up” - identity isn’t a debate it’s a reality 🇵🇭😌💅🏻
met up with my DL homie and he spent the whole time unpacking childhood trauma instead of the plan. I did NOT clock in for a therapy shift today 😭
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
met up with my DL homie and he spent the whole time unpacking childhood trauma instead of the plan. I did NOT clock in for a therapy shift today 😭
Is you finna nut with me or nah? 😏
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Is you finna nut with me or nah? 😏
Nobody move. Just discovered I look clinically unwell while scrolling my phone 💀📱
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Nobody move. Just discovered I look clinically unwell while scrolling my phone 💀📱
Hollywood: what if we just remake the remake, but worse? 💀🎬
October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hollywood: what if we just remake the remake, but worse? 💀🎬
Thomas Jefferson finding out John Adams called him “hermaphroditical” like… bro, I was writing the Declaration, not gender-bending the republic 😭📜
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Thomas Jefferson finding out John Adams called him “hermaphroditical” like… bro, I was writing the Declaration, not gender-bending the republic 😭📜
John Brown followed God’s call to end slavery…
so “God-fearing” Americans convicted him of treason, murder, and helping enslaved people rebel.
Truly a nation built on mixed messages… 😅⛓️
so “God-fearing” Americans convicted him of treason, murder, and helping enslaved people rebel.
Truly a nation built on mixed messages… 😅⛓️
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
John Brown followed God’s call to end slavery…
so “God-fearing” Americans convicted him of treason, murder, and helping enslaved people rebel.
Truly a nation built on mixed messages… 😅⛓️
so “God-fearing” Americans convicted him of treason, murder, and helping enslaved people rebel.
Truly a nation built on mixed messages… 😅⛓️
Ancient Rome: “We have 67 gods.”
Me: “I have one.”
Rome: “Math isn’t mathing. Jail.” ⚖️➡️🏛️
Me: “I have one.”
Rome: “Math isn’t mathing. Jail.” ⚖️➡️🏛️
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ancient Rome: “We have 67 gods.”
Me: “I have one.”
Rome: “Math isn’t mathing. Jail.” ⚖️➡️🏛️
Me: “I have one.”
Rome: “Math isn’t mathing. Jail.” ⚖️➡️🏛️
My dad shaved his whole body to pass a drug test… science said “nope” 💀
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My dad shaved his whole body to pass a drug test… science said “nope” 💀
Telling my dad the problem isn’t Black and brown people - it’s his addiction
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Telling my dad the problem isn’t Black and brown people - it’s his addiction