22.5 lies per day. Just shy of one an hour. If he never slept.

Oh good. A billionaire's thoughts on something.

Wait, the democrats are on the attack? Throwing marginalized communities under the bus to appease fictional creatures called "moderate republicans" isn't the attacking they should be doing.

19/20! That one i missed was because I didn't read close enough.

So 652 STD's and four brain cells took a cab. I can honestly say they deserve each other.

"Sir, I'm sure the questions at the top of most people's minds is: Does your family tree fork? And if so, did you grow up drinking paint chip smoothies?"

I'll take door 3.

But Belushi and Carlin were so funny though!