TallGuyDuke
@tallguyduke.bsky.social
kinda tall, kinda into Duke University, knows just enough about legal issues to opine recklessly without hesitation.
Mondays suck a little less when your spouse gets you a fresh baguette from the bakery down the street.
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mondays suck a little less when your spouse gets you a fresh baguette from the bakery down the street.
This dude...just lol at everything he did. Not the least of which trying to flee to Dubai, only to get thrown in Montenegro prison for 2 years bc of a fake Costa Rican passport.
Breaking News: Do Kwon, who pleaded guilty to fraud after cryptocurrencies he created crashed and wiped out investors, was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
Do Kwon, Crypto Entrepreneur Who Caused 2022 Crash, Sentenced to 15 Years
Do Kwon, who designed the virtual currencies Luna and TerraUSD, which plunged in 2022, had pleaded guilty to fraud.
nyti.ms
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This dude...just lol at everything he did. Not the least of which trying to flee to Dubai, only to get thrown in Montenegro prison for 2 years bc of a fake Costa Rican passport.
I see @mcuban.bsky.social is skeeting out the health care equivalent of this gif
a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I see @mcuban.bsky.social is skeeting out the health care equivalent of this gif
There's a lot of random inflection points in American history, but think that one shitty ballot design in Florida paved the way for *waves at everything going down* is just an insane thought.
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There's a lot of random inflection points in American history, but think that one shitty ballot design in Florida paved the way for *waves at everything going down* is just an insane thought.
Notre Dame ain't beating the "whinny bitches" allegations
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Notre Dame ain't beating the "whinny bitches" allegations
Duke wins their first outright ACC championship since 1962 AND screws Notre Dame out of a playoff berth? *Cutcliffe voice* Hell yeah Duke football
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Duke wins their first outright ACC championship since 1962 AND screws Notre Dame out of a playoff berth? *Cutcliffe voice* Hell yeah Duke football
ACC OUTRIGHT CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
ACC OUTRIGHT CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!
Listen, everyone involved knew that if the ACC could screw duke over, they would. Doesn't change the fact that duke shot themselves in the nuts. Again.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Listen, everyone involved knew that if the ACC could screw duke over, they would. Doesn't change the fact that duke shot themselves in the nuts. Again.
Duke remembered that they're supposed to shoot themselves in the dick.
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Duke remembered that they're supposed to shoot themselves in the dick.
Sexy ass arm punt
Sexy ass punt
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Sexy ass arm punt
9:38 TD drive to open up the game.
a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
9:38 TD drive to open up the game.
Mensah probably won't be playing college football next year
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Mensah probably won't be playing college football next year
Even Roger Taney would give the current SCOTUS side eye
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Even Roger Taney would give the current SCOTUS side eye
Hell yeah brother
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hell yeah brother
Reposted by TallGuyDuke
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
the annual "Holiday Party Ethical Guidance" email hits a little different this year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the annual "Holiday Party Ethical Guidance" email hits a little different this year.
Talk to your kids about the potential for an 8-5 duke team in the CFP
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Talk to your kids about the potential for an 8-5 duke team in the CFP
Duke getting the NC trifecta sweep is very very nice.
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Duke getting the NC trifecta sweep is very very nice.
you literally have Kenji on payroll, what is this nonsense?
Cleaning up is as simple as washing, rinsing, and drying in less than five minutes—no heavy scrubbing necessary. No need to deal with those caked-on bits that get stuck in the hard-to-reach areas of a roasting pan. nyti.ms/4a9w2US
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
you literally have Kenji on payroll, what is this nonsense?
The only time there was ever food drama was when my grandma used canned collards. My dad called her out, and she politely told her son to pound sand and make them himself. Which, to his credit, he's done for the past 30+ years.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The only time there was ever food drama was when my grandma used canned collards. My dad called her out, and she politely told her son to pound sand and make them himself. Which, to his credit, he's done for the past 30+ years.
Disney please let this man cook
if you let me write a star wars movie it would be an adaptation of the rogue squadron/wraith squadron books. post-jedi, early new republic. captains wedge antilles and tycho celchu must assemble a team of pilot/commandos to take out a gathering of high-ranking officers among the imperial remnant
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Disney please let this man cook
No Microsoft, I do not want copilot to draft a word document based off the last email I wrote confirming a meeting time. This shit is getting extremely old at hyperspeed.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
No Microsoft, I do not want copilot to draft a word document based off the last email I wrote confirming a meeting time. This shit is getting extremely old at hyperspeed.
Ok, this 6 7 shit has gone too far...my nephew's first words were 6 7 thanks to a long campaign of terror by his older brothers.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ok, this 6 7 shit has gone too far...my nephew's first words were 6 7 thanks to a long campaign of terror by his older brothers.
This is ludicrous on its face. If they use a DC Superior grand jury, then the case should be heard in DC Superior. Otherwise there's literally no point in having separate court systems in the district.
NEW: In resolving the standoff between the U.S. Attorney's Office and Zia Faruqui, Judge James Boasberg arrivals at a startling conclusion:
D.C. Code overrides rules of criminal procedure, and magistrates must still accept indictments secured in D.C. Superior Court. And essentially without limit.
D.C. Code overrides rules of criminal procedure, and magistrates must still accept indictments secured in D.C. Superior Court. And essentially without limit.
Judge Concludes Prosecutors Can Circumvent Federal Grand Juries in D.C.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is ludicrous on its face. If they use a DC Superior grand jury, then the case should be heard in DC Superior. Otherwise there's literally no point in having separate court systems in the district.