Rated PG: mild violence, crude humor (Brazil-Rio NYE)
@tallgeese3w.bsky.social
Probably shouldn't follow me.
Happily taken 👨🏼🤝👨🏿 @bhalfrost.bsky.social
Happily taken 👨🏼🤝👨🏿 @bhalfrost.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I am five ten. Lol.
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am five ten. Lol.
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Lol.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Lol.
Did YouTube just call me a well travelled weeb slut? I believe it did.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Did YouTube just call me a well travelled weeb slut? I believe it did.
Continuing the over 30 thread. 42
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Continuing the over 30 thread. 42
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Abs coming back. Gotta get ready for New Years in Rio.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Abs coming back. Gotta get ready for New Years in Rio.
Looks every bit of the 700 million it took to make this. Love this speech too. Applicable to these times.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Looks every bit of the 700 million it took to make this. Love this speech too. Applicable to these times.
Having fun with my favourite person. Never gets old. @bhalfrost.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Having fun with my favourite person. Never gets old. @bhalfrost.bsky.social
The thong I'm wearing taking these protein farts.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The thong I'm wearing taking these protein farts.
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Getting ready for Brazil 🇧🇷
Getting ready for Brazil 🇧🇷
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Getting ready for Brazil 🇧🇷
Getting ready for Brazil 🇧🇷
#happyanniversary my man got me the cutest flowers for our third anniversary. I love you so much my 👑 @bhalfrost.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
#happyanniversary my man got me the cutest flowers for our third anniversary. I love you so much my 👑 @bhalfrost.bsky.social
Circa 2019, I was 35
Spent a lot of time in Thailand and NYC and Spain that year. I miss it. Miss that immaculate skin too. No wrinkles!
Spent a lot of time in Thailand and NYC and Spain that year. I miss it. Miss that immaculate skin too. No wrinkles!
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Circa 2019, I was 35
Spent a lot of time in Thailand and NYC and Spain that year. I miss it. Miss that immaculate skin too. No wrinkles!
Spent a lot of time in Thailand and NYC and Spain that year. I miss it. Miss that immaculate skin too. No wrinkles!
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Missing Puerto Vallarta right now. Thankfully, we'll be relaxing together on the beach in Rio in 1 month and 7 days. 👌🏻
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Missing Puerto Vallarta right now. Thankfully, we'll be relaxing together on the beach in Rio in 1 month and 7 days. 👌🏻
Every now and then I go over there just to see how bad things are and well today was definitely a reminder of why I left. This shit is beyond parody. It's absolutely hilarious though. Dude spent 44 billion to create a chatbot to tell him he's handsome, smart, and a good dad.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Every now and then I go over there just to see how bad things are and well today was definitely a reminder of why I left. This shit is beyond parody. It's absolutely hilarious though. Dude spent 44 billion to create a chatbot to tell him he's handsome, smart, and a good dad.
It's BAAAAAAAAD bad.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's BAAAAAAAAD bad.
So fucking infuriating.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So fucking infuriating.
I still love it and I think it's better than the Wachowski's worst film Jupiter Rising. Which I also love because of THIS QWEEN
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I still love it and I think it's better than the Wachowski's worst film Jupiter Rising. Which I also love because of THIS QWEEN
Ladder safety is important folks.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ladder safety is important folks.
I don't get on the internet for 16 hours and I miss the fact that Epstein had pictures of Trump blowing Bill Clinton and Putin has them.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don't get on the internet for 16 hours and I miss the fact that Epstein had pictures of Trump blowing Bill Clinton and Putin has them.