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TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]
@tallfroguy.bsky.social
Content(adjective) Creator in his 30s.

Feel free to share or remix my stuff, just tag me :)

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I want to leave a note on my grandma's phones that says something like
"If someone is on the phone telling you it's VERY IMPORTANT that you don't hang up, hang up. It's a scam."
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
that was a real one btw. The only other details I remember were that it involved a very overdramatic michael bay style camera move and that it was very funny.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
it's important to have a little notes app on your phone so you can finally get back to your drawing tablet and read all the genius ideas like "penguin based pranks are on the rise" and think "what the fuck did I mean by that?"
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I've seen enough cartoons to know they have a big red lever to pull for when there's a salesman or tax collector outside
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
throwing all my rejected ideas into a big wooden bowl by the door and pulling someone else's out at random for a collab
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I find it helps to put all my ideas into one big google doc and then scroll through it sighing when I actually have time to draw
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
unless you are ulta-processed foods, apparently
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Sent them a polite message in their contact us page to say I for one would appreciate it continuing.

Let me know if there's some other place I should give feedback though I understand the probably response is "please give $100k a year to replace the dev who was upkeeping it as his passion project"
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
there's your mistake. You gotta give $20 to the KeezyCo NonProfit Political Thinktank
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*youth pastor voice* you know who else got a lot of piercings and pain in his 30s?
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
discovering new science just to do accidentally the most fucked up thing imaginable with it. How do you go home and tell your partner that you're a supervillain now?
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
real talk though I started drawing a stupid little cartoon version of myself and it's so powerful I get why every cartoonist has a stupid little cartoon version of themselves now. It was only my lack of distinctive hairstyle or headwear that was holding me back all this time.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
bring cat ears, you got a fursona now
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Who wore it better?
a white plate filled with chocolate chip cookies and a giant cookie
Alt: A big cookie and a happy cookie monster
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I watched a great production of it from my local theatre troupe and imho it also gets at least half of its entertainment value from the fact that so many people put so much effort and rehearsal and athletic prowess and money for tickets to enjoy a book of nonsense poems.
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I put on my 3d glasses and he jumps out of the screen to claw at my face
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@nyaasu.bsky.social would it be too mean to tell Pikachu he looks like an Amazon Basics Hamtaro? bsky.app/profile/nyaa...
Things have been so wild I didn't even introduce you to "Pikachu." He was at the cat rescue/pet store where I was buying Bug's special food. 8mo old, listed as ♀️, & the people running the rescue were too afraid of him to clean his cage properly so anyway he's at my house now.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
deeply unserious creatures
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
oh yeah that too, but this guy covered it better than I will lol. My gf enjoyed this more than the film youtu.be/i3aK-EK5V2k
Why the Music in Cats (2019) is Worse than you Thought
YouTube video by Sideways
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
youtu.be/BooefUzOWTw?... You'll ntoice it a lot on his hands throughout this clip but it happens to all sorts of things the whole movie. Random extras in the background lose their fur between shots and it's funny every time
Mr. Mistoffelees | Cats (2019) | TUNE
YouTube video by TUNE - Musical Moments
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
They literally sent the wrong version to theatres because they did EVERYTHING in post and then had to rush to meet a deadline for a song award or something.

Compare the hands in two pics below. Latter is what made it to the big screen lmao

All for want of some white bodypaint or magician's gloves
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Okay so he's a tuxedo cat dressed up like a stage magician doing card tricks for the audience. Definitely no way we can blend these hands in without a million dollars in post production"
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Honestly the bit in Cats (2019) where two pink disembodied hands come up and start doing close up magic like an old schmoyoho video because they missed a CG pass for a $100MM budget movie I was watching in cinemas was a sublime movie watching experience. 10/10. Tears in my eyes, gasping for breath.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM