Mr. Talleyman
@talleyman77.bsky.social
Favorite Color: Goodfellas
Favorite Song: Blue
Favorite Movie: Fade to Black by Metallica
Favorite Book: So… obviously I not read good!
Favorite Song: Blue
Favorite Movie: Fade to Black by Metallica
Favorite Book: So… obviously I not read good!
Don’t worry, Boebert! Nancy Mace has been waiting to be your fellow “hooter”!
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Don’t worry, Boebert! Nancy Mace has been waiting to be your fellow “hooter”!
Just saw this… couldn’t stop laughing!😂
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just saw this… couldn’t stop laughing!😂
MTG: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And the GOP took away my constituents’ bubblegum… also im’grints!
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
MTG: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And the GOP took away my constituents’ bubblegum… also im’grints!
BREAKING: We’re storming the Venezuelan beaches!
AMERICAN SOLDIER: They sell Mexican tacos here, right?
AMERICAN SOLDIER: They sell Mexican tacos here, right?
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
BREAKING: We’re storming the Venezuelan beaches!
AMERICAN SOLDIER: They sell Mexican tacos here, right?
AMERICAN SOLDIER: They sell Mexican tacos here, right?
HA HA HAAAA!
No one can out-maneuver the cunning strategy of the Grindr-loving elf!… Grindr Mike “who looooovvves Grindr” Johnson!
No one can out-maneuver the cunning strategy of the Grindr-loving elf!… Grindr Mike “who looooovvves Grindr” Johnson!
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
HA HA HAAAA!
No one can out-maneuver the cunning strategy of the Grindr-loving elf!… Grindr Mike “who looooovvves Grindr” Johnson!
No one can out-maneuver the cunning strategy of the Grindr-loving elf!… Grindr Mike “who looooovvves Grindr” Johnson!
Oh shit! Grab all the potatoes you can!…
AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Oh shit! Grab all the potatoes you can!…
AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
Wait! The fat pig leader? Could also be…
October 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Wait! The fat pig leader? Could also be…
DAVE CHAPPELLE: Oh Hey! It’s just me…
Tyrone Biggums! Yep!… Uh! Just uh…
willin’ to suck yo dick for somma that Saudi gold!
Tyrone Biggums! Yep!… Uh! Just uh…
willin’ to suck yo dick for somma that Saudi gold!
October 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
DAVE CHAPPELLE: Oh Hey! It’s just me…
Tyrone Biggums! Yep!… Uh! Just uh…
willin’ to suck yo dick for somma that Saudi gold!
Tyrone Biggums! Yep!… Uh! Just uh…
willin’ to suck yo dick for somma that Saudi gold!
Hegseth then brought the generals & admirals along to show them his work out routine…
October 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hegseth then brought the generals & admirals along to show them his work out routine…
And one more question… remove the shoulder pads, the ‘80’s wig, the 2 pounds of make up, what would you really look l- oh. Oh. Oh God. OH GOD!!! 😱
September 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And one more question… remove the shoulder pads, the ‘80’s wig, the 2 pounds of make up, what would you really look l- oh. Oh. Oh God. OH GOD!!! 😱
TRUMP: Sit, Jesse Watters, sit. Good dog!
JESSE WATTERS: Woof!
JESSE WATTERS: Woof!
September 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
TRUMP: Sit, Jesse Watters, sit. Good dog!
JESSE WATTERS: Woof!
JESSE WATTERS: Woof!
Oh shit! Just when there’s classified information that Pete Hegseth’s been suckin’ his own dick this whole time!😲
September 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Oh shit! Just when there’s classified information that Pete Hegseth’s been suckin’ his own dick this whole time!😲
My left eye!… will see you!… slightly to the right!… in Valhalla!!!
September 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My left eye!… will see you!… slightly to the right!… in Valhalla!!!
It’s like she told the barber “Give me the Sauron Elf Look”, but instead, they just slapped on the strongest hold gel of American Crew & fluffed out the sides with a cheap-ass brush!
September 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s like she told the barber “Give me the Sauron Elf Look”, but instead, they just slapped on the strongest hold gel of American Crew & fluffed out the sides with a cheap-ass brush!
As a reminder, Mike Lee was doing this at the Amy Coney Barrett swearing in that later became known as a… Super Spreader Event!
September 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
As a reminder, Mike Lee was doing this at the Amy Coney Barrett swearing in that later became known as a… Super Spreader Event!
Wait a minute… This whole time? He’s Baron Vladimir Harkonnen???
From the movie Dune?
From the movie Dune?
September 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Wait a minute… This whole time? He’s Baron Vladimir Harkonnen???
From the movie Dune?
From the movie Dune?
How about revoking the citizenship of this fucking asshole…
September 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
How about revoking the citizenship of this fucking asshole…
BEHOLD!!!
The “wizard” behind the curtain!!!!
Oh shit! Gary! Hey Gary! Poke him with the stick! I know, Gary! Shut up! Just fucking do it! We need to be sure!
The “wizard” behind the curtain!!!!
Oh shit! Gary! Hey Gary! Poke him with the stick! I know, Gary! Shut up! Just fucking do it! We need to be sure!
August 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
BEHOLD!!!
The “wizard” behind the curtain!!!!
Oh shit! Gary! Hey Gary! Poke him with the stick! I know, Gary! Shut up! Just fucking do it! We need to be sure!
The “wizard” behind the curtain!!!!
Oh shit! Gary! Hey Gary! Poke him with the stick! I know, Gary! Shut up! Just fucking do it! We need to be sure!
I still think of that little dipshit CBS reporter, Ed O'Keefe, hounding Karine Jean-Pierre over some Biden Parkinson’s bullshit last year. Lawrence O'Donnell said there’s no way he would do that in a Trump administration.
Hey, Ed O’Keefe! Where you at, you little fucking coward?!?
Hey, Ed O’Keefe! Where you at, you little fucking coward?!?
August 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I still think of that little dipshit CBS reporter, Ed O'Keefe, hounding Karine Jean-Pierre over some Biden Parkinson’s bullshit last year. Lawrence O'Donnell said there’s no way he would do that in a Trump administration.
Hey, Ed O’Keefe! Where you at, you little fucking coward?!?
Hey, Ed O’Keefe! Where you at, you little fucking coward?!?
Pam Bondi?
Oh wait! The person who looks like if you smushed these 3 people’s faces together?
Oh wait! The person who looks like if you smushed these 3 people’s faces together?
August 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pam Bondi?
Oh wait! The person who looks like if you smushed these 3 people’s faces together?
Oh wait! The person who looks like if you smushed these 3 people’s faces together?
Sooo… why am I getting a feeling I’m gonna see the Stephen Miller character on SOUTH PARK soon and after every racist sentence he speaks, some wet fart noise comes out?
August 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sooo… why am I getting a feeling I’m gonna see the Stephen Miller character on SOUTH PARK soon and after every racist sentence he speaks, some wet fart noise comes out?
Sorry… seeing Elon… all I see now is-
August 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sorry… seeing Elon… all I see now is-
DON JR: When I wanted deep fried chicken BREASTS!!!… I would go to Cracker Barrel. When I wanted to drink MILK!!! from JUGS!!!… I would go to Cracker Barrel. When I filled my FUN BAGS!!! at a gift shop, it would be Cracker Barrel’s gift shop!…………Titties.
August 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
DON JR: When I wanted deep fried chicken BREASTS!!!… I would go to Cracker Barrel. When I wanted to drink MILK!!! from JUGS!!!… I would go to Cracker Barrel. When I filled my FUN BAGS!!! at a gift shop, it would be Cracker Barrel’s gift shop!…………Titties.
Leave Drag Queen George Santos Alone!
August 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Leave Drag Queen George Santos Alone!
Wow! Such a comprehensive piece on our Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin… oh shit! Sorry! It’s this douche…
August 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Wow! Such a comprehensive piece on our Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin… oh shit! Sorry! It’s this douche…