Buddy do I have good news for u

Even the annoying ones

Anyway if the janitor at my job stands outside the women’s room with his arms crossed waiting for me again I’m just gonna shit on the floor of the men’s room I guess

I’m 6’6” and 300+ so I generally am not worried about being fucked with but every time I have to pee I still have to weigh the piss to ass beating ratio. Like it’s normal.

My bad