I want to buy them every time I see them, but I never do because that'd be cheating!

They like to make fun of the "worthless stocks," but the ownership scheme is integral to the team's consistency

Which means the invasion threats really were just about the Trudeau-Melania rumors?

We're on the Blade Runner timeline, aren't we

This take is yet another reason I'm glad the Packers are publicly owned; Lambeau Field will never have a dome.

Except somehow it seems everything Bob makes up turns out to be true. He bends reality to his will

Right on. It hits different when it's Detroit style

Imagine the wall fall stunt, but you miss the window opening and just poke a hole through the wall with your head, dust yourself off and keep moving