The funniest part about Elon making Grok into his own public jerk-off bot is knowing that he doesn't know shit about coding or AI, so he had to pay people to do it for him

Like can you imagine your boss coming up to you and going "okay, not make him say that I'm a perfect sexy boy"

I fully believe Toby was the Scranton Strangler. No one will change my mind

Peak Capitalism: allowing climate change to continue so they can literally sell you winter. This is a real thing, its in Walmart right now

Somehow, nothing feels more dystopian than hearing Christmas music in Walmart when its September and 75 degrees out in Minnesota

Legit question: how tf do people survive while traveling the country?? Are you just rich?? Because I can barely even afford gas

I think if we made a real AI and told it to just be funny, it'd end up becoming Roko's Basilisk. Cuz if you think about it, that'd be the funniest fucking thing an AI could do

I don't think Tik Tok really understands the concept of privacy, because every time it asks to access my contacts I say no, but I also keep getting notifications saying "hey, this person is in your contacts!!"

Do you think JK Rowling equates the term "mudblood" with "terf"?

Me, watching people's lives and families get ripped apart because of a racist government:

I see a man on the road
With a sign that says
"Any thing helps"
I tell him:
"Anything is one word, not two"
I go home and bask in my accomplishment
I've solved homelessness

I'm calling it now: if the MCU does reboot after Secret Wars, the first Avengers movie after that is just going to be called "The Avengers"

I keep the ice cream tubs specifically to keep track of how many gallons of ice cream I've eaten

PSA to anyone watching the movie Flow: there are a full 2 minutes of just studio logos. I don't doubt it's gonna be a good movie, but I actually thought I was losing my mind when they just kept coming