I know I'm not entitled to well wishes and cake for my birthday.

But when my partners mom verifies it's my birthday, doesn't wish me a happy birthday, and offers me leftover cake from Thanksgiving that the dog got into

I don't know man, Ive tried very hard to like this woman. I don't think I can.

Here at UPS, it's our goal, no, our *culture* to do everything we can, each and every day, to strip every last hint of "logic" out of logistics.

"uhm sorry sweaty, this is a part time job, you will need a second job to support yourself."

"Hey it's peak season, we need you to be available to work 12 hours a day 6 days a week from Thanksgiving til Christmas, and we will threaten your job if you resist."

Pick one, cunts.

Best kinda overtime is overtime I spend on my ass.

Billion dollar company btw

What the fuck is this? Got some cherry pop tarts cause i couldn't find cherry off brand and I got more dry ass "pastry" bread than frosted tart.
My usual off brand does better than this. And companies wanna bitch about "wah wah no brand loyalty 😭"
Bitch where's the customer loyalty?

In the Waymo beating my shit crazy style, actively drinking Jaeger from the bottle

So are we counting Gnarlie Smirk's death among the kids that die in this country by guns?

Cause I mean look at him, that widdle face, gummy smile.. poor guy's big boy teeth hadn't even grown in yet

I didn't know we started shipping for Build-A-Baddie

Renaming my computers drives when I get home to
(SSD) Solid State
And
(HDD) Solidus State

Trying to get back into drawing, and I really wanna revive my old characters from like High School and give them new life as character pieces.
Meet Sasha Alenko, heavy gunner of Team Kodiak.
#OC #Art #fledglingartist #digitalart #OriginalCharacter #sashaalenko #TeamKodiak #ScrapMetal

4 days til Christmas, we're shipping only the most important packages.

Wonder what the over/under on me becoming an enemy of the state is..

Never posted this to the dead app, but sometimes I put too much effort into memes that like 3 of my friends get.
#warframe #eidolonhunt #tridolon #meme

Surprisingly little mining iconography and motifs in dish detergent considering all these soaps talk about "tackling food deposits."

Imagine the commercial of a stout, burly dwarf going simply sicko mode on a rock, then the camera pulls back and it's some carbonized, burnt cookpot, overrun by soap

Tonight; Brain Worms or Sudden Clarity?
The answer -won't- surprise you.
The story at 11