Stay safe out there!
June 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Stay safe out there!
June 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Insurrectionists are only supposed to carry American flags. Duh.
June 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Insurrectionists are only supposed to carry American flags. Duh.
Don't worry kids, the oligarchs will still need humans to do the tasks that were too expensive to automate! 😃👍
May 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Don't worry kids, the oligarchs will still need humans to do the tasks that were too expensive to automate! 😃👍
Inadvertently crocheting Linda's crazy scarf.
May 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Inadvertently crocheting Linda's crazy scarf.
When democracy is dying but you've still got a 2pm birthday party.
April 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
When democracy is dying but you've still got a 2pm birthday party.
That's why you post on company time.
April 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That's why you post on company time.
I don't think he's clear on how showering works...
April 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I don't think he's clear on how showering works...
Based on my pictures from last year the garden center won't be open for a few more weeks. But it's definitely time to get dahlia bulbs!!!🌸🏵🥳
March 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Based on my pictures from last year the garden center won't be open for a few more weeks. But it's definitely time to get dahlia bulbs!!!🌸🏵🥳
FINISH HER. 🤜*
*but read it in that mortal kombat voice k? it's better that way.
*but read it in that mortal kombat voice k? it's better that way.
March 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
FINISH HER. 🤜*
*but read it in that mortal kombat voice k? it's better that way.
*but read it in that mortal kombat voice k? it's better that way.
Does anyone have the directions?
March 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Does anyone have the directions?
It sure does look like Elon Musk thinks he's the one who's really in charge.
It's cute how we were all like "vOtiNg cAn sAvE uS!"
Nah. We're fucked.
It's cute how we were all like "vOtiNg cAn sAvE uS!"
Nah. We're fucked.
February 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It sure does look like Elon Musk thinks he's the one who's really in charge.
It's cute how we were all like "vOtiNg cAn sAvE uS!"
Nah. We're fucked.
It's cute how we were all like "vOtiNg cAn sAvE uS!"
Nah. We're fucked.
She's 21 but she looks like a twice divorced middle aged Russian mob wife with a pill habit. I assume she'll be playing Ivana Trump in the next biopic.
February 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
She's 21 but she looks like a twice divorced middle aged Russian mob wife with a pill habit. I assume she'll be playing Ivana Trump in the next biopic.
He then offered a line to Don Jr and said "this guy knows what I'm talking about"
February 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He then offered a line to Don Jr and said "this guy knows what I'm talking about"
What's wrong babe? You haven't touched your Cassandwich.
January 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What's wrong babe? You haven't touched your Cassandwich.
Get those gifts wrapped! 🎅
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Get those gifts wrapped! 🎅
Stay safe out there kids.🙏💕
December 6, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Stay safe out there kids.🙏💕
Keeping the tradition alive... so to speak. 🎄🎅
December 5, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Keeping the tradition alive... so to speak. 🎄🎅
Which one of you designed this? 👀
December 4, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Which one of you designed this? 👀
The existence of a meatball sub implies the existence of a meatball dom.
December 2, 2024 at 9:04 PM
The existence of a meatball sub implies the existence of a meatball dom.
What's the matter babe? You've barely touched your Cthurkey.
November 28, 2024 at 3:52 PM
What's the matter babe? You've barely touched your Cthurkey.
And they were all invented by the illuminati.
November 27, 2024 at 2:22 AM
And they were all invented by the illuminati.
Welcome to bluesky.
November 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Welcome to bluesky.
Every. Single. Day. 😌🙏
November 25, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Every. Single. Day. 😌🙏