That other Tal Hazelden
@talhazelden.bsky.social
Refugee from the Island Of Misfit Toys
2026 and Artificial Intelligence is a threat to all of humanity; it begins.
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
2026 and Artificial Intelligence is a threat to all of humanity; it begins.
Every alt right and Ayn Rand libertarian
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Every alt right and Ayn Rand libertarian
Why is it that the only two things that seem to overcome fear are curiosity and love..?
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is it that the only two things that seem to overcome fear are curiosity and love..?
Rightist propaganda just can't kill it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Rightist propaganda just can't kill it.
Crumbly Crunchies are the best
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Crumbly Crunchies are the best
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest
Twitter since Elon.
July 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Twitter since Elon.
Thinking of The Resistance fighting tyranny in L.A. today
June 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Thinking of The Resistance fighting tyranny in L.A. today
Reposted by That other Tal Hazelden
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
I won't accept any DOGE refund check unless it's big enough for me to buy my own Senator so I can have one too.
February 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I won't accept any DOGE refund check unless it's big enough for me to buy my own Senator so I can have one too.
Democrats have a real sad case of the Monday Mondales.
February 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Democrats have a real sad case of the Monday Mondales.
Trump signs Executive Order ban on Clapping on the One.
February 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trump signs Executive Order ban on Clapping on the One.
If you're missing or lost your W2s, you can ask Team Elon Musk for a copy.
February 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you're missing or lost your W2s, you can ask Team Elon Musk for a copy.
January 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Jimmy, you said once that a test of being a Christian is if there is any evidence of such in one’s works after one passes on. Yes, Mister President, you were and are a Christian. Thanks for reminding us what a Citizen President was. Sadly, the so-called Imperial President is the new normal now.
December 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Jimmy, you said once that a test of being a Christian is if there is any evidence of such in one’s works after one passes on. Yes, Mister President, you were and are a Christian. Thanks for reminding us what a Citizen President was. Sadly, the so-called Imperial President is the new normal now.
"Bueller..? Bueller..?"
December 24, 2024 at 12:26 AM
"Bueller..? Bueller..?"
Ouch, ouch! Spontaneously grew ovaries.
December 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Ouch, ouch! Spontaneously grew ovaries.