JP
@talesofpalmerwood.bsky.social
Raconteur, wit, boulevardier, bon vivant, connoisseur of haute menswear, and Slaughterer of the Undead.
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@talesofpalmerwood.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Okay, no DMs. There simply can’t be that many beautiful women so smitten by me that they can’t resist the urge to DM me with “hello how is your day going ?”
So Fatass’s cankles… can any doctor weigh in (heh) on how serious this may be?
July 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So Fatass’s cankles… can any doctor weigh in (heh) on how serious this may be?
Lara Trump looks like a drunk sex doll. Mag-A-Lardo Face strikes again.
July 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Lara Trump looks like a drunk sex doll. Mag-A-Lardo Face strikes again.
Thirty fuckin million dollars? I’m glad Ashli Babbitt’s dumb slag ass got shot. I’d like to dig up her dumb slag ass corpse and shoot it a few more times. I wish every Goddamned J6er had been shot, either on site or by firing squad.
May 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Thirty fuckin million dollars? I’m glad Ashli Babbitt’s dumb slag ass got shot. I’d like to dig up her dumb slag ass corpse and shoot it a few more times. I wish every Goddamned J6er had been shot, either on site or by firing squad.
Wonder what the tariff’ll be on President Fatass’s next imported mail-order bride.
April 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wonder what the tariff’ll be on President Fatass’s next imported mail-order bride.
Fuck Amazon and fuck Jeff Beezus. Go buy a book from an indi bookseller.
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Fuck Amazon and fuck Jeff Beezus. Go buy a book from an indi bookseller.
The party of fiscal responsibility.
The party of law and order.
The party of family values.
It was all pretty much a big fat lie, wasn’t it?
The party of law and order.
The party of family values.
It was all pretty much a big fat lie, wasn’t it?
April 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The party of fiscal responsibility.
The party of law and order.
The party of family values.
It was all pretty much a big fat lie, wasn’t it?
The party of law and order.
The party of family values.
It was all pretty much a big fat lie, wasn’t it?
Fuck you, @realbillmaher.bsky.social . I followed and defended you literally for decades. You’re a fucking coward, and you’re anathema to any right thinking person.
April 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fuck you, @realbillmaher.bsky.social . I followed and defended you literally for decades. You’re a fucking coward, and you’re anathema to any right thinking person.
As long as I live, I’ll never stop wondering how 250 years of democratic rule and institutions could be turned upside down by one broken, needy, insecure fat fuck with daddy issues and good stage presence.
How fragile was the whole thing, really?
How fragile was the whole thing, really?
April 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
As long as I live, I’ll never stop wondering how 250 years of democratic rule and institutions could be turned upside down by one broken, needy, insecure fat fuck with daddy issues and good stage presence.
How fragile was the whole thing, really?
How fragile was the whole thing, really?
Elmo has broke-dick energy.
April 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Elmo has broke-dick energy.
Fuck yeah, Susan Crawford!!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Fuck yeah, Susan Crawford!!!!!
Boycott Reddit. They’re banning anti-Elon Musk subs and users.
March 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Boycott Reddit. They’re banning anti-Elon Musk subs and users.
The attack on the 14th Amendment and birthright citizenship is a dress rehearsal. If SCOTUS rolls over on this, he’ll challenge the 22nd Amendment. And he’ll probably win.
We’ve entered the dark times.
We’ve entered the dark times.
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The attack on the 14th Amendment and birthright citizenship is a dress rehearsal. If SCOTUS rolls over on this, he’ll challenge the 22nd Amendment. And he’ll probably win.
We’ve entered the dark times.
We’ve entered the dark times.
Does anyone who’s not an autistic fanboy really give a fuck about exploring outer space?
January 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Does anyone who’s not an autistic fanboy really give a fuck about exploring outer space?
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The perfect selfie 🤣😜
January 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The perfect selfie 🤣😜
With Fatass and Elonia, I can’t decide who tops and who bottoms.
I bet Fatass bottoms.
I bet Fatass bottoms.
December 29, 2024 at 3:41 PM
With Fatass and Elonia, I can’t decide who tops and who bottoms.
I bet Fatass bottoms.
I bet Fatass bottoms.
Suppose Barron caught the autism from his MMR shots?
December 13, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Suppose Barron caught the autism from his MMR shots?
They’re all gonna get confirmed.
December 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
They’re all gonna get confirmed.
A while back, I skeeted about our billionaire-oligarch-overlords’ obsession with space and how they were just a bunch of dork-ass sci-fi fanboys who never grew the fuck up.
I was right.
I was right.
December 11, 2024 at 3:05 AM
A while back, I skeeted about our billionaire-oligarch-overlords’ obsession with space and how they were just a bunch of dork-ass sci-fi fanboys who never grew the fuck up.
I was right.
I was right.
So as per CNN, “key Republican senators are lining up behind Patel and Hegseth”… and Matt Gaetz is going to host a show on OAN.
And now we know why he withdrew.
Once again, there just isn’t going to be any resistance to Fatass whatsoever from any Republican at all. Let’s quit kidding ourselves.
And now we know why he withdrew.
Once again, there just isn’t going to be any resistance to Fatass whatsoever from any Republican at all. Let’s quit kidding ourselves.
December 10, 2024 at 4:08 PM
So as per CNN, “key Republican senators are lining up behind Patel and Hegseth”… and Matt Gaetz is going to host a show on OAN.
And now we know why he withdrew.
Once again, there just isn’t going to be any resistance to Fatass whatsoever from any Republican at all. Let’s quit kidding ourselves.
And now we know why he withdrew.
Once again, there just isn’t going to be any resistance to Fatass whatsoever from any Republican at all. Let’s quit kidding ourselves.
Aaaaaand #freeluigi in three… two… one…
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Aaaaaand #freeluigi in three… two… one…
Curious about Tulsi’s reaction to the news out of Syria. She in mourning today?
December 8, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Curious about Tulsi’s reaction to the news out of Syria. She in mourning today?
Is there a dollar figure at which you turn into a James Bond villain? Because I swear every rich douchebag in the public eye is a Temu Goldfinger.
December 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Is there a dollar figure at which you turn into a James Bond villain? Because I swear every rich douchebag in the public eye is a Temu Goldfinger.
So let me get this straight… Marjorie Trailer Park Queen can show photos of Hunter Biden’s dick on the
House floor, but we can’t see Matt “Rapey McForehead” Gaetz’s ethics committee report?
Fuck that, I’m a taxpayer. You bitches work for me. Fire that shit over, Congress.
House floor, but we can’t see Matt “Rapey McForehead” Gaetz’s ethics committee report?
Fuck that, I’m a taxpayer. You bitches work for me. Fire that shit over, Congress.
December 6, 2024 at 2:09 AM
So let me get this straight… Marjorie Trailer Park Queen can show photos of Hunter Biden’s dick on the
House floor, but we can’t see Matt “Rapey McForehead” Gaetz’s ethics committee report?
Fuck that, I’m a taxpayer. You bitches work for me. Fire that shit over, Congress.
House floor, but we can’t see Matt “Rapey McForehead” Gaetz’s ethics committee report?
Fuck that, I’m a taxpayer. You bitches work for me. Fire that shit over, Congress.