Talented Asian Girlfriend
@talentedasiangf.bsky.social
we're a queer/trans band out of ypsi, mi. the times are bad but the tunes are chill 💖💕💕
https://talentedasiangirlfriend.bandcamp.com/
https://talentedasiangirlfriend.bandcamp.com/
are the dehydrated vegetables that come w instant ramen more or less vegetable than French fries?
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
are the dehydrated vegetables that come w instant ramen more or less vegetable than French fries?
my social media feed is like 50% AI and 50% heartfelt tedoo ads
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
my social media feed is like 50% AI and 50% heartfelt tedoo ads
which algorithm flunked robot school to bring me ads for restaurants in states i don't live in
honeybee i am not flying to hawaii for dim sum or maine for spaghetti get fucking real
honeybee i am not flying to hawaii for dim sum or maine for spaghetti get fucking real
October 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
which algorithm flunked robot school to bring me ads for restaurants in states i don't live in
honeybee i am not flying to hawaii for dim sum or maine for spaghetti get fucking real
honeybee i am not flying to hawaii for dim sum or maine for spaghetti get fucking real
ok who was actually told not to slurp noodles though is this one of those shared trauma things (like catholicism) that i was spared from
October 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ok who was actually told not to slurp noodles though is this one of those shared trauma things (like catholicism) that i was spared from
can't believe my parents used to be able to snoop on any conversation i was having on the house phone and yet here i am living through unprecedented times and everyone has their own private cell phone. frankly hellish.
September 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
can't believe my parents used to be able to snoop on any conversation i was having on the house phone and yet here i am living through unprecedented times and everyone has their own private cell phone. frankly hellish.
i high key appreciate ppl who take calls on speakerphone like i do want the whole context for this lil tea party
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i high key appreciate ppl who take calls on speakerphone like i do want the whole context for this lil tea party
wait so if i add caffeine to the water it becomes like the opposite of water how come 💀
(caffeine hangover after forgetting to drink actual water for three days)
(caffeine hangover after forgetting to drink actual water for three days)
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
wait so if i add caffeine to the water it becomes like the opposite of water how come 💀
(caffeine hangover after forgetting to drink actual water for three days)
(caffeine hangover after forgetting to drink actual water for three days)
unlike garlic, there is such a thing as "too much" when it comes to lemon juice
September 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
unlike garlic, there is such a thing as "too much" when it comes to lemon juice
shoutout to all the baddies who q tipped too close to the sun 😩
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
shoutout to all the baddies who q tipped too close to the sun 😩
anyone who believes misfit market's claims of ugly produce being wasted has clearly never subscribed to hello fresh 😔
August 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
anyone who believes misfit market's claims of ugly produce being wasted has clearly never subscribed to hello fresh 😔
"under-$300 fashions"
what does that even MEAN who is paying OVER $300 have they started making polyester out of EGGS
what does that even MEAN who is paying OVER $300 have they started making polyester out of EGGS
August 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"under-$300 fashions"
what does that even MEAN who is paying OVER $300 have they started making polyester out of EGGS
what does that even MEAN who is paying OVER $300 have they started making polyester out of EGGS
do gay. be crime.
August 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
do gay. be crime.
how do we decide what can and cannot go on salad?
what is truly salad taboo?
what is truly salad taboo?
August 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
how do we decide what can and cannot go on salad?
what is truly salad taboo?
what is truly salad taboo?
like my cat, i also have places i cannot reach to care for myself, and rely on the kindness of others to make my life bearable
-- me, finding a crusty spot behind pompom's ear where she must have run headfirst into her wet food
-- me, finding a crusty spot behind pompom's ear where she must have run headfirst into her wet food
August 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
like my cat, i also have places i cannot reach to care for myself, and rely on the kindness of others to make my life bearable
-- me, finding a crusty spot behind pompom's ear where she must have run headfirst into her wet food
-- me, finding a crusty spot behind pompom's ear where she must have run headfirst into her wet food
my favorite Chinese saying/insult is "a blind cat running into a dead mouse." which I've always taken to mean "you can take no credit for your success, only by the supreme mercy of mere chance have you been granted this most unlikely of good outcomes."
August 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
my favorite Chinese saying/insult is "a blind cat running into a dead mouse." which I've always taken to mean "you can take no credit for your success, only by the supreme mercy of mere chance have you been granted this most unlikely of good outcomes."
and she will come to you dressed in sunlight, green shadows dappled gold, bearing the promise of a new spring, and also a leek and potato soup
--how my fantasy doordash notifications would read
--how my fantasy doordash notifications would read
August 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
and she will come to you dressed in sunlight, green shadows dappled gold, bearing the promise of a new spring, and also a leek and potato soup
--how my fantasy doordash notifications would read
--how my fantasy doordash notifications would read
so disappointed that someone else thought of "tequila mockingbird" before i did
August 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
so disappointed that someone else thought of "tequila mockingbird" before i did
if u told me an essential part of pickleball was the ceremonial eating of a pickle, i would maybe give it a shot.
August 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
if u told me an essential part of pickleball was the ceremonial eating of a pickle, i would maybe give it a shot.
me, dumping marinara on my leftover carbonara: yknow what maybe carbonara ISN'T my favorite dish???
July 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
me, dumping marinara on my leftover carbonara: yknow what maybe carbonara ISN'T my favorite dish???
interrupting your doomscrolling today to tell you that i love my girlfriend a stupid, maybe irresponsible amount
July 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
interrupting your doomscrolling today to tell you that i love my girlfriend a stupid, maybe irresponsible amount
have reconciled myself w the fact that my veggie garden is, in fact, a salad bar for the resident wild rabbits and not, as i previously supposed, for me. wow, I'm doing such a great job feeding the local wildlife!
July 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
have reconciled myself w the fact that my veggie garden is, in fact, a salad bar for the resident wild rabbits and not, as i previously supposed, for me. wow, I'm doing such a great job feeding the local wildlife!
the older i get the more i am considering getting married at a chuck e cheese, where a kid can be a kid
July 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
the older i get the more i am considering getting married at a chuck e cheese, where a kid can be a kid
peanut butter was, by even the most conservative standards, invented over 50 years before Mary Poppins sang A Spoonful of Sugar.
which is to say i COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED from prozac burps AND YET
which is to say i COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED from prozac burps AND YET
July 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
peanut butter was, by even the most conservative standards, invented over 50 years before Mary Poppins sang A Spoonful of Sugar.
which is to say i COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED from prozac burps AND YET
which is to say i COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED from prozac burps AND YET
know that my silence is a sign that i am out in the sun at last 💖
June 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
know that my silence is a sign that i am out in the sun at last 💖
sometimes for dinner i just microwave all the leftovers together in a bowl of what i like to call "well, it's definitely food."
June 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
sometimes for dinner i just microwave all the leftovers together in a bowl of what i like to call "well, it's definitely food."