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Tako 🇬🇧
@takoyakyono.bsky.social
He / Him.
Mildly autistic introvert.
Deadpool is my mentor.
Weeb.
Anti-fascist.
Report and block. Keep Bluesky blue.
No longer on Tw@tter. Account deleted.
I am deeply offended that every single burst settled on guts and wit instead of speed and stamina.
#UmaMusume.
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I never knew that Tarkov needed an NSFW tag...
"When two scavs love each other very much..."
#EscapeFromTarkov
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
No thoughts.
Head empty.
Only speed.
#UmaMusume
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
October 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Can I retire now?
#Umamusume
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
If at any point in the coming days, you come into contact with a Republicunt who claims that it's the Democrat's fault that the government shut down, share this picture with them.
October 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What a difference a day makes.
One day The Sun (A "newspaper" I wouldn't wipe my arse with) is proclaiming anti-trans rhetoric about the Charlie Kirk murder. Later that day, the killer turns out to be a far-right Republican.
The next day? Nothing. No news at all from The Sun about it.
September 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This Symboli Rudolf...
Would be 1,200 speed, but she failed a 10% chance +90 speed train, got a practice perfect buff from the second failure option, then failed the same 10% chance with a +60 speed train. Then failed the second option and went full depresso mode, ruining the run.
#Umamusume
September 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
August 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Startled a cat on the way home from work. Sat long enough for me to take a pic before sprinting off i to the night 😅
August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Russian propaganda.
The only one doing any undermining is Trump on the orders of his puppet master, Putin.
Trump wants to undermine Ukraine and Europe on the orders of his handlers in Moscow.
August 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Why does my breakfast look like an AI generated Van Gogh painting? 😅
August 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Kitasan Black and Super Creek refused to give me their gold skills. So this somewhat decent Gold Ship run, which would have been a pretty solid A, ended up as a B+ and was quickly transferred out 😭
August 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
August 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This free to play account is blessed.
Max limit break Kitasan Black. Mejiro McQueen event pull.
And now Teio has come home.
The only issue is that the carat income is now very slow 😅
July 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
July 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Just call me the moth man.
July 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I still own my original copy from 1997.
July 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hey Umamusume. Can you please stop giving me Kitasan Black cards? My free to play account has maxed her out, yet here I am with two extra copies...
July 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Why do I feel this is the sort of thing @kaptainkira.bsky.social would do? 😅
July 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Well I can safely say that this event has used up an entire career's worth of luck in Umamusume.
Freeroll account I started two days ago.
July 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
July 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Luck is still running strong on this freeroll account 😅
July 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Started a new account in Umamusume yesterday. Completely free play.
How am I doing so far?
July 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM