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Zach
@takingbackzach.bsky.social
I’ve got something on my mind grapes

Writer, music lover, gaymer, 30 Rock enthusiast

Utah Socialite

he/him 👊🏻🏳️‍🌈🔥
I’d never lie to you
Unless I had to, I’ll do what I got to
Unless I had to, I’ll do what I got to
The truth, is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I failed no nut November like 2 hours into the month but at least I made it 18 days into no shave November 🤷🏼‍♂️

also my new underwear came today and I think that’s so neat
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I needed a good laugh tonight so I chose Booksmart. Absolutely adore this movie.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This guy right here has done a remarkable job of distracting me from the horrors of the real world for the past week or so!

I highly recommend The Outer Worlds 2. It might just be my game of the year when all is said and done.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Did not get Hayley Williams tickets :(
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
lol!
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Saw an ad for jeans that are supposed to make your butt look so good, so naturally I clicked the link

but it turns out the longest inseam they offer is 32 inches
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Is this ad suggesting that the way I masturbate is not mindful? 🤨
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Forever is a Feeling, you’re still Album of the Year to me ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Apple TV has another banger of a show, I fear
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Not even overtime pay can make this shift worthwhile for me. Free me!!!
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Anyway I think I deserve a treat 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Since I’m the type of person to procrastinate, my costume required a DIY approach. I hope Reverend Gary approves 🙏🏻
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
😭
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Me when trump bulldozes the White House
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Okay fine, it’s not too bad at room temperature @jokerpajamas.top
October 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
6’7” and size 12 shoes, btw 🤷🏼‍♂️ #mcm
October 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Am I the only one who watched this show back in the day? 👀
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
His Charlie Kirk praise posts have hit my feed so I’m going to give my queer employees raises
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Big idea: combine #mcm and #jocktober into a single post 🤯
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Happy world mental health day!
October 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What on earth
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM