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When you’re this bad at posting, they don’t call you a bad poster. They call you Jake. | Golf Pro | MMA | Occasional mediocre musician 🥁| Wisconsin Sports Fan 🦌🧀🍺
Electric start to Raw tonight
March 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here we go
January 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
FORGOT TO BRING MY CHAPSTICK TO WORK FUCKKKKKK
January 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Youngest team in the NFL. Everyone getting banged up. Jacobs being the only one to get anything going offensively.

It’s tough & it sucks, but I feel like the Packers are in the first year of a window to compete deep into the playoffs.

Writing was on the wall. Onto the next 🦌
January 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Forgot I signed up for a 6pm golf tournament tonight, let’s win this stupid thing
January 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The Weeknd releasing one last album under his current persona is so bittersweet. The range he was able to cover in 10+ years, the consistency and evolution has been amazing to witness. Where does he even go from here? I’d imagine a HUGE stylistic shift is coming after this album drops.
January 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“These LA fires are burning everything BUT the powerlines… Sounds a lot like 9/11. 🧐 What is Joe Biden hiding? RT to spread this message to fellow patriots!”

“Introducing NEW dark MAGA hats! Get yours today!”

“Elon have my children!”

That’s all Twitter is now. Bluesky on the main app bar ✅
January 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I just audibly said, “ain’t nothing good on this thing” and set my phone down only to immediately pick it back up and post this
January 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I will be inside Lambeau tomorrow.
December 23, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Aaron Jones’ initial burst of speed will always impress me
November 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I’m starting to catch myself instinctively check this app more and I think a large part of that comes from Blue Sky putting in effort to make itself better.

That being said: trending tab with sports and news please
November 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Giannis winning in 2021 is extra cool now because there are several rival stars with resumes being questioned every day on the timeline, as their careers start winding down. I remember when Embiid vs. Giannis was a real debate. Thankful we’re on the right side of history 😅
November 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I didn’t know what my EA ID was because I made it in 2016 or something and it turns out, twenty year old Jake decided to name himself Jameis Crab Legs
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 AM
THE BEARS STILL SUCK! HIT THE MUSIC!
November 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
RIGHT ON TIME WHEW
Need more Jordan Love and less run attempts here
November 17, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Need more Jordan Love and less run attempts here
November 17, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I need a trending tab on here expeditiously
November 15, 2024 at 4:56 PM
The dumbest motherfuckers think their poverty will be solved by a billionaire because of the billionaires’ last term in office, without realizing the billionaire inherited policies enacted by a previous President. For those keeping score at home, the billionaire doesn’t give a fuck about poor people
November 12, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Think they sell BEER here?
November 12, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Gonna put up my Christmas tree today in hopes that it raises my spirits

If it doesn’t…

I’M GONNA DRINK!
November 7, 2024 at 6:55 PM
What’s the deal with this “beer” stuff? I think I’ll investigate this matter posthaste.
November 7, 2024 at 4:38 AM
The origins of the profile picture:

Dude Love.

Aka? Mankind. Cactus Jack. Mrs. Foley’s Baby Boy.

The real people’s champion…

Mick Fucking Foley
November 6, 2024 at 9:39 PM