Emissary of the Second Woke Era
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The chiefs tried this in the super bowl just last year!! *Kevin Harlan voice* and it was UGLY!
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The chiefs tried this in the super bowl just last year!! *Kevin Harlan voice* and it was UGLY!
Definitely looked too floaty
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Definitely looked too floaty
Laughing like a sputtering Model T
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Laughing like a sputtering Model T
Traded Lane Kiffin for the Mandate of Heaven
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Traded Lane Kiffin for the Mandate of Heaven
(Punished) Kalen DeBoer
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
(Punished) Kalen DeBoer
Such football perversions are not welcome in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Such football perversions are not welcome in 2026
It's a full moon and I'm undergoing metamorphosis as the werewolf within me growls: "THEY DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO"
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It's a full moon and I'm undergoing metamorphosis as the werewolf within me growls: "THEY DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO"
She's right and she should say it!
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
She's right and she should say it!
"A bargain at twice the price!"
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"A bargain at twice the price!"
A reminder to keep expectations low for union leadership even if they say a lot of the right things. Eventually a younger cohort of members will ascend with these lessons ingrained. But Fain and O'Brien and the like aren't too old to be easily swept aside yet. If you are rank and file, keep pushing
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A reminder to keep expectations low for union leadership even if they say a lot of the right things. Eventually a younger cohort of members will ascend with these lessons ingrained. But Fain and O'Brien and the like aren't too old to be easily swept aside yet. If you are rank and file, keep pushing
🎵 I'm a hard hard travelin' man 🎵
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
🎵 I'm a hard hard travelin' man 🎵
Ethical football has arrived in Philadelphia
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ethical football has arrived in Philadelphia
They're calling it witness protection but for the perpetrator of the crime
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
They're calling it witness protection but for the perpetrator of the crime
That subhed is delightful at least
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
That subhed is delightful at least
Ideological meningitis is just a delightful turn of phrase
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ideological meningitis is just a delightful turn of phrase
"Hi, I'm a huge fan of cock and my name is..."
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Hi, I'm a huge fan of cock and my name is..."
Running the damn ball (demonically)
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Running the damn ball (demonically)
Could have fallen back asswards into the playoffs every other year instead of having to earn victories against actual football teams.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Could have fallen back asswards into the playoffs every other year instead of having to earn victories against actual football teams.
Despicable, relying on Carson Wentz for the backdoor cover!
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Despicable, relying on Carson Wentz for the backdoor cover!
One quarter of good vibes is all you get in the meadowlands
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
One quarter of good vibes is all you get in the meadowlands
Jameis Winston on the back of a milk carton, last spotted in the meadowlands
September 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Jameis Winston on the back of a milk carton, last spotted in the meadowlands