Helen Takade-Heumacher
@takadamacher.bsky.social
Part of NMFS Office of Habitats Conservation. Opinions are my own and retweets are not necessarily endorsements. Still most posting about pets, gardens, and video games.
I don’t understand. But I’ve never understood why we can’t get rid of some coaches no matter how disliked/terrible they are.
I shall return to my corner and have no idea what’s going on.
I shall return to my corner and have no idea what’s going on.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don’t understand. But I’ve never understood why we can’t get rid of some coaches no matter how disliked/terrible they are.
I shall return to my corner and have no idea what’s going on.
I shall return to my corner and have no idea what’s going on.
Wait…he’s still here?
I know I haven’t been paying attention, but I thought he went away.
Could he go away?
I know I haven’t been paying attention, but I thought he went away.
Could he go away?
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Wait…he’s still here?
I know I haven’t been paying attention, but I thought he went away.
Could he go away?
I know I haven’t been paying attention, but I thought he went away.
Could he go away?
If I was in the lab, I would find funny ALWAYS.
I also work for NOAA Fisheries and it occurs to me that I might be slightly biased.
I also work for NOAA Fisheries and it occurs to me that I might be slightly biased.
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If I was in the lab, I would find funny ALWAYS.
I also work for NOAA Fisheries and it occurs to me that I might be slightly biased.
I also work for NOAA Fisheries and it occurs to me that I might be slightly biased.
Well…I am now.
This is going to keep me awake all night.
This is going to keep me awake all night.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Well…I am now.
This is going to keep me awake all night.
This is going to keep me awake all night.
Dammit, I don’t want to be in bed before the game starts.
I refuse to be that old.
I refuse to be that old.
September 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dammit, I don’t want to be in bed before the game starts.
I refuse to be that old.
I refuse to be that old.
That is an abomination.
Burn it.
Burn it.
beavis from beavis and butthead is standing in front of a fire with the words let 's burn it below him
Alt: beavis from beavis and butthead is standing in front of a fire with the words let 's burn it below him
media.tenor.com
May 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That is an abomination.
Burn it.
Burn it.
I…what?
I’m trying to decide which is stronger: the urge to know or wanting to spare my eyes.
I’m trying to decide which is stronger: the urge to know or wanting to spare my eyes.
May 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I…what?
I’m trying to decide which is stronger: the urge to know or wanting to spare my eyes.
I’m trying to decide which is stronger: the urge to know or wanting to spare my eyes.
I deeply love these three episode arcs. I’m sure they were supposed to be whole seasons, but I prefer this very tight storytelling.
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I deeply love these three episode arcs. I’m sure they were supposed to be whole seasons, but I prefer this very tight storytelling.
I love these. I feel like Speril truly understands how I feel.
April 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I love these. I feel like Speril truly understands how I feel.
Were any of them the Johnny Cash episode? For some reason I would always catch that episode.
January 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Were any of them the Johnny Cash episode? For some reason I would always catch that episode.
As a transplanted Marylander, this is the most Maryland thing EVER.
January 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
As a transplanted Marylander, this is the most Maryland thing EVER.
Came for the similar surprise of “Yale’s into fisheries.” Stayed for the alt text movie trivia, which I remember you telling me.
January 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Came for the similar surprise of “Yale’s into fisheries.” Stayed for the alt text movie trivia, which I remember you telling me.
I missed a thunder-snow??!!
January 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I missed a thunder-snow??!!
The only thing I have to add is that I still have at least one outstanding bill from my surgery. That was a year and a half ago. I’m pretty sure the delay relates to the office and insurance going back and forth.
December 26, 2024 at 8:20 PM
The only thing I have to add is that I still have at least one outstanding bill from my surgery. That was a year and a half ago. I’m pretty sure the delay relates to the office and insurance going back and forth.
I’m calling them the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, presented by the California Angels for now on.
December 20, 2024 at 6:30 AM
I’m calling them the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, presented by the California Angels for now on.
I’m starting my holiday today and that means I get to now sit back and enjoy the remainder of Gar Week!
Seriously, why does the internet exist if we can’t have Gar Week?
Seriously, why does the internet exist if we can’t have Gar Week?
December 19, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I’m starting my holiday today and that means I get to now sit back and enjoy the remainder of Gar Week!
Seriously, why does the internet exist if we can’t have Gar Week?
Seriously, why does the internet exist if we can’t have Gar Week?
I see. In video games (at least the one I’ve played) you can adjust those volumes yourself, which is so nice. I always turn down the SFX because it’s quite loud.
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I see. In video games (at least the one I’ve played) you can adjust those volumes yourself, which is so nice. I always turn down the SFX because it’s quite loud.
What’s wrong with sound on TV? I know I’m…not young, but the majority of issues we’ve had with sound comes from watching on standard TV.
And when did it become legal to turn up the commercial volume so much again?
**Yells at cloud**
And when did it become legal to turn up the commercial volume so much again?
**Yells at cloud**
December 15, 2024 at 4:52 AM
What’s wrong with sound on TV? I know I’m…not young, but the majority of issues we’ve had with sound comes from watching on standard TV.
And when did it become legal to turn up the commercial volume so much again?
**Yells at cloud**
And when did it become legal to turn up the commercial volume so much again?
**Yells at cloud**
I am an old school Dodgers fan, so…yes I hate the Yankees.
November 16, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I am an old school Dodgers fan, so…yes I hate the Yankees.
The upshot of being a fan of a team when they are terrible is that you learn to enjoy the ride when it happens. We were ranked super high. That was fun.
November 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
The upshot of being a fan of a team when they are terrible is that you learn to enjoy the ride when it happens. We were ranked super high. That was fun.
I don’t get consistent tv coverage, but what I’ve seen leads me to think this year was have a very heart attack inducing team. Big highs, big lows.
Hence the hiding in the bathroom.
Hence the hiding in the bathroom.
November 10, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I don’t get consistent tv coverage, but what I’ve seen leads me to think this year was have a very heart attack inducing team. Big highs, big lows.
Hence the hiding in the bathroom.
Hence the hiding in the bathroom.