I hope they all invest themselves into a oblivion and totally collapse

I hear new years is supposed to be in spring, but some king hundreds of years ago wanted to bring it to the middle of winter. So from then on, anybody still celibate the new year in spring was known as an "April fool" so I'll wait till March to start my resolutions

Better yet, congress should do what the constellation told them to do in situations exactly like this. It's not only thier right to remove him, it's their solem responsibility

I aspire to this level of detail

Me with conventions, holidays and other artists events. Outside looking in, people think I'm in pain, but actually that might be my most comfortable state. I work through stuff BY complaining about it. I'm describing the situation with passion. I remember things best that way

That is the most predictable result of that line exchange

I'll probably wait a week after the next episode airs to watch it. That was painful. I'm not a pig. I won't chase a carrot on a stick forever

If you listen to YouTube, every movie is bad

Dude, I did this the day before my flight to attend a convention. I also jammed my thumb in the sliding glass door the day before, the door to the charity room punched me in the ass on day zero (heavy door. I was volunteering there), had a charly horse in my sleep on the first day, and so on

What part of the country is that?

A little guy!

I give kids little plushies during Halloween. I got a box of them in the mail and...

The internet is incomparable with capitalism. It should be maintained by all the people that use it

I'm in my ears 20s and partially illiterate. What's wrong with message boards? I know why forchan is bad, but what's wrong with the others?

I want a phone with replaceable parts. I want schools that offer personalized education. I want third places, even if I have to maintain it. I'd do it for free if housing and food were also free. I'll build houses, I'll grow food, just let me live!