Something impressive is the biggest understatement of the year.

Sauna buddy!

Prophetic.

I wanna see that deep exhale followed by a dainty sip.

“I have prepared a statement…”

America’s sweetheart looking svelte. Congrats!

Just wait for the mobile quarry. You will reach nirvana.

Oh god.

Would buy immediately.

I still can’t believe you let that guy repeatedly punch you in the head.

Giant Bomb forever!

New profile pic for the Disney dating site?

The office has been trying to shove Gemini down our throats for a while now, so I’ve given it a few chances. It fails even the simplest tasks. If you have reasonable writing standards, it’s not for you.

Retail therapy is undefeated.

And SEGA/RGG! It’s almost like you all put out a product that brands are cool with, and that people like me will pay $50/year for over a decade to support. Hope it all works out somehow. Huge shame if it doesn’t.

You were (are) great and I’ll be bummed if the last Emma/GB we get is that last Game Breaking News. Seemed like you worked really hard on GB@Nite also, and those streams have been some of the entertainment highlights of my year for a long time. Thanks for keeping them going!

You’ve been an amazing addition to GB. Wish that sentiment could pay your rent. Fuck brand safety.

Looks like y’all were too safe. Wtf do they want?!