Of chords I am

Really brasses me off when people commit this sort of thuggery. They should string them up, that would put the wind up them.

Sounds like you're barking up the wrong tree, but I'll leaf you to cedar error of your ways

Are they trying to crowd fund an extra brain cell to share between them?

I'm confused - do they live out there, or have they flown over to make this point? Either way, they're fucking idiots.

Never in doubt. Absolute shit stain

*could go one of one ways

Happy birthday Al, and may you see many more

Mings is quicker and stronger, and more vocal too. However, it's impossible to argue that we haven't looked a much better balanced team since Pau returned, and he has upped his game defensively I think.

Sounds like an absolute treat, looks like an absolute treat

Please tell me it's not just swimming in soy sauce

Some of it was quite pretty. The movement of the ball around the box was sharper and the players look more comfortable. Bogarde is having a great run, Boubs looked great, Konsa and Pau were excellent. Even Rogers showed something today. Pointing in the right direction.

Having to remind myself that it's not done and dusted yet

*composure

Phenomenal performance from the Europeans. At it straight away, even when the first couple of holes turned red. The composu, timing, skill and togetherness has been incredible. Despite some outstanding performances, it's been a huge team effort

And full of it's own self-importance

He's generally a Ryder Cup icon, but my word has he been at it today