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da palooka
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sarcastic giant. player/maker/eater of games
btw I’m fine! well I’m not fine but like I will be, it’s just a kidney stone
August 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
in like a month I could have either two jobs or no job or maybe one job and literally 100% of that is up in the air
July 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
the warlock is funny because I swore of Overwatch 2 but I just ended up on Zenyatta again
January 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
new ult where instead of a tornado she just summons a live rendition of September
January 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
apparently the new connection it makes is:

-I don’t like Elon
-Elon said today he’s not racist against Indian immigrants
-ultra racists don’t like Elon now

therefore, my entire feed is now just racism and nothing else
December 27, 2024 at 6:18 AM
it means absolutely nothing because I’m having an absolute blast and we have like 7 weeks to get to 60,000 points but it’s just funny to me how much everyone seems to be rushing
December 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I didn’t know it was him when he started talking, we were all just playing melee and like two minutes into our convo I noticed his name tag. I was like “oh my god you’re Dan Salvato” and he was like “yeah would you like a keychain”
November 8, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I try not to talk too much about how I’m feeling because of that time my private posts got leaked but I’m kinda sorta not doing very good at all
October 29, 2024 at 1:59 AM