It's kind of a preemptive cringe at this point. Like when I use the phrase "it's electric" and I *know* my husband, wherever he is in the world, will whisper "boogie-oogie-oogie."

Aww. Black cats are best cats. Total snugglebugs.

I read Sinclair Lewis' "It Can't Happen Here" in 9th grade. It's stuck with me ever since. I just wish we weren't living it out 90 years later.

Passed right through the uncanny valley without blinking.

I remain convinced the intention on the part of his handlers is to ride his insanity out as long as they can, then invoke the 25th Amendment and have him replaced by JD Vance. If he makes it past January 20, 2027, their puppet Vance would be eligible to run in 2028 and 2032.

Chicken soup chefs of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your hunger. #teamchickensoup

Have you, in fact, fired no guns and shed no tears?

“What is South Africa” would be my guess.

Yeah, we really screwed that one up. (No sarcasm.)

Great. Swastikars in three dimensions with a gravity assist.

I seriously heard this as an ad for Arby's in Cecil's voice.