I don’t look at social media or anything but Tim Walz must have tweeted something about the inauguration venue? If he didn’t he doesn’t deserve to be a public figure

This might be true of some other groups as well, but GenX men are definitely lowkey split into the Lynch guys and the Ueck guys. It’s like cafeteria tables

Nathan Pyle still has just one joke. I learned what synonyms were when I was in the third grade

So, like, us patriotic Americans just showed up and did our job yesterday like expected. Of course, expected. With us you know what’s going to happen. Every workplace counts on people like that. But you know sometimes people like that eventually figure out a way to make sure they’re appreciated.

Kids are so used to pausing video. Watching a movie with a 12 year old bears the same relationship to the running time of the movie as an NFL game does to the clock

<scoffing> How do *you* know what “lore” means?

<scoffing back> It’s worse than you think. I also know how to use it correctly.

Sol on “Reelin’ In The Years”: “I think she’s had enough of your SINGING”

Called up BCBSIL this morning about something routine. The voice prompts had all been bypassed but you could still hear the very beginning of each voice prompt. It sounded like glitching as it just went from the first second of the voice prompt to the first second of the next…

Jacinda claims she doesn’t remember the Polly-O String Cheese commercial and now I don’t even know what GenX is anymore

(serious)
watch the situation in Pakistan if you’re an American interested in authoritarianism vs. reality.
the government is trying to shutdown the internet just enough to hinder the opposition from organizing, yet you can tell they know they’ve depended on remote work massively for decades

Jacinda on Gaetz’s withdrawal:
“he doesn’t want that thing to come out”

me: “bit late for that”

I thought this was the place for people who still haven’t gotten over the death of Dickey Betts. Shit. Am I lost