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taekwondorkjosh.bsky.social
DM Poison (He/Him)
@taekwondorkjosh.bsky.social
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32 yo / TTRPGs, Transformers, Martial Arts, Art and Writing / Bi / Poly
Writer / Editor / TTRPG Assistant! || Commissions Open

Writing Commissions: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q-Uq6Yb6QWygov2KoqsyRJAAxw4VkVZjeCqdI8KzycI/edit?usp=sharing

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Oh you know I'm having a good time when I make graphs to check enemy and sitrep composition in your adventure :3

#lancer #homebrew #ttrpg
A picture of two bar graphs: the first with LANCER sitreps on the x axis, and the count of how often each sitrep appears on the y axis. The second is a graph of LANCER NPC Classes on the x axis with how often each class appears on the y axis.
August 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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1) like theres this large threaded bolt sticking out of the chest, and its awkward and odd. the actual breastplate is easy boobs just unscrew, but the SCREW makes it obvious. and it can't be easily removed because there is this wide, three-pronged base that slides in through the opening in the chest
July 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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a female jazz transformer performing a high split kick A woman with arms spread out, head tilted back, and a smile. Dark red hair is fanned out, and she is silhouetted against the full moon, with trees on either side. She is saying "DONT DIE!" and is covered in scars and strange markings from injections. a brown, scaly woman with a snake lower body. She is covered in brown and black scales, with a pale-colored underbelly and reddish-brown stripes running from the corner of her eye all the way down to the tip of her tail. She has a red sports-bra-esque top and brown cross straps over her chest, and is holding a curved scimitar in a reverse grip, and a large shield.
July 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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barbarossa actual scale hahahaha
June 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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a picture of Glen Rhee from The Walking Dead A picture of Geordi La Forge from Star Trek The Next Generation A Picture of Al Robbins from CSI A Picture of Q from Tomorrow Never Dies
May 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
taekwondorkjosh.bsky.social
I only need one more player to start No Room For A Wallflower!

20usd per session / Sunday 12pm Pacific / Weekly

#lancer #paidGames #lancerRPG #ttrpg

Check out the game here: startplaying.games/adventure/cm...

Also, look what I learned how to make! (top half traced from a battletech reference)
March 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I commissioned ko-fi.com/blasterb0t on Ko-fi to draw my Transformers Link for my crossover fanfiction :D
Two pictures of a transformer are shown here. Both are in a forest green with brown accents. On the left: smiling, happy, Link waves and kicks out a leg, holding a wrench. On the right: confused, concerned, and more heavily armored, Link holds the master sword awkwardly.
February 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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here's some artwork of the Tektite's Link fights in the forgotten temple! I like them they're weird :3. #transformers #legendofzelda #loz #tfart #fanart #fanfiction
Tektite - A mechanical thing with a vaguely spider-like shape. it's body is a flat disk, with four legs attached around its circumference. grippers and claws are attached to the underside of the tektite. At its back is a label that reads "Stone Camouflage Back". Label pointing towards its 'face' says "Sensor Array". Label pointing at its underbelly says "tools". Label pointing at a leg says "4 legs"
February 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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These are the three puzzle rooms Link had to solve in order to unlock the big door! You can find extra context in the alt text :D
Chamber 1: A sketch of the back half of a room. On the ceiling is a line that then runs down the wall, where it connects to a large circle. the line then continues, splits in two, and continues down to the floor. the two lines meet a Triangle on the floor. Text describes these sections as well: the circle on the wall is described as "Magnetic Impact Plate (button)", and the triangle is described as "Primer Plate (must be held down)" Chamber 2: Another sketch of the back half of a room. A circle on the back wall is labeled "Impact Plate (Shoot it)". A large wall cuts the room in half, but is transparent. it is labeled "Large indestructible clear wall". A line connects the circle to the triangle on the floor, but has to swerve to avoid the wall. The triangle is labeled "Primer Plate (hold down)". Chamber 3: Another sketch of the back half of a room. There's a circle on the floor labeled "Impact Plate (must be shot)." Lines splinter off the circle, most of them going off 'screen.' One of them is labeled "out, up walls, merge on on ceiling." One of the lines goes towards the back wall, where it goes up the wall and connects to a Triangle. The triangle is labeled "Primer Plate (must be held down)."
February 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
taekwondorkjosh.bsky.social
An Art Dump for my Transformers/Legend of Zelda Fanfic!

First up: Link upon arriving to the Forgotten Temple, looking at the Big Door he has to get through!
A robot looks away from the camera, only visible from the middle of the back and up. Ahead, there are several steps leading up to a large door covered in geometric patterns. The patterns spread out from the door and up the walls and onto the ceiling. several hallways splinter off from this room on either side of the image.
February 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
taekwondorkjosh.bsky.social
i drew this in HIGH SCHOOL literally almost two decades ago haha #knight #mecha
December 17, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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Day 31 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Favorite,” so I drew my favorite monster: lizardfolk! I love me some lizardfolk, so here's my fursona! or scaly-sona whatever. Don't ask me what he's eating idk lol (also adding the variant i drew that I didn't much like) #fursona
October 30, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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Day 30 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Minotaur.” Instead of drawing a big beefy boy, I decided on this! She's putting her hair up to go work out, unaware that the werewolf from day 20 has spotted her from across the gym floor.
October 30, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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Day 29 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Gargoyle.” I decided to draw Brooklyn. Took me a long time to realize I was queer, and reflecting on this guy specifically helped me figure it out haha #gargoyles
October 29, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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Day 28 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Ogre.” ~ From Way of the Wicked.

New: I've run two campaigns where this NPC has been a major npc. tons of fun, Grumblejack is. He went to college for botany and fumbled a dragon twink (who is the one who bit his arm off). #dnd #d&dart #dndart #d&d
October 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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Day 27 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Alien.” I drew a one-off character that showed up in Friday Funtimes, another game I DMed. I needed an extra dungeon to get them up a level, so I up put a crashed spaceship with a cryo-freezed alien down there. #dnd #d&d #dndart #d&dart
October 28, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Day 26 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Zombie.” This is Sweet Ghoulman, one of the players in Wednesday Friendsday. He's dead but he's okay. He's an awesome character and I like how this came out! #dnd #d&d #dndart #d&dart
October 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Day 25 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Insectoid.” I drew Bulk the Umber Hulk, an NPC from Wednesday Friendsday. He speaks Japanese and worked as a desk clerk for Steve until the party liberated him. Now he's a janitor at a scaly bar. #dnd #d&d #dndart #d&dart
October 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Day 24 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Tentacled.” This one I had a lot of fun with. I should have gotten a mind-flayer reference for this guy but just did what I felt like. I like it a lot! This is Steve, a reocurring Villain in Wednesday Friendsday! #dndart #d&dart #dnd #d&d
October 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Day 23 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Winter Monster.” I struggled so hard to figure out what the hell to do for Winter Monster. I thought about Krampus cuz I watched a Krampus movie a while back, but I decided on a creepy snow monster
October 23, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Day 22 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Basilisk.” Since at this point I'd already drawn a snake-like creature with the sea-serpent, I decided on a D&D basilisk! I particularly like how the spikes came out. #D&Dart
October 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Day 21 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Yo-kai.” I wasn't sure what to do here so I went with the Blue Spirit from Avatar: The Last Airbender. It has a similar aesthetic to what pops into my head when I think of a yo-kai

#avatarthelastairbender #atla
October 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Day 20 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Werewolf.” I actually drew this as one of the last ones. She is staring at her future girlfriend, hence the wagging tail. You can see the future girlfriend on day 30... #weretober cuz its also that!
October 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Day 19 of “31 Days of Monsters 2018.” Today was “Gorilla.” I wasn't sure why this was a monster? Whatever. I drew Optimus Primal from beast Wars! it doesn't look bad cuz I'm bad at art, that's just how the show looks! looool
#maccadam #transformersfanart #maccadams #transformers #beastwars
October 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Then we got this thing. this is the Zelda Core that Link finds. Jus a lil egg lol
October 19, 2024 at 12:18 AM