When I see someone walking down the street in a wide-brimmed wizard hat on their way to get a coffee, I'll know we've made it again as a society.

'Oh, this amulet? The woman who comes to me at night gave it to me, saying it will protect me from evil.'
'That tracks. Go ahead and tap your card when you're ready.'

Screw store bought canes, get a fancy one. You already have chronic pain, might as well get something that looks nice *and* helps.

Only if you give me your boots.