Was just listening yo "Mosh" and was thinking we could use an updated version with the current climate.

I remember one time I got in trouble for breaking a window with an apple. I read it in a book titled Soup.

He wanted to be president, not to actually govern. It kept him from jail, now let someone else do the actual work.

Didn't he say if he got the job, he would quit drinking?

I would say Mitch is kicking himself in the ass for not going through with the impeachment right about now.