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@tacti.fail
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I will not behave 🙏
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Unless the next words are “OF THE RING” I’m not answering.
Screenshot of the iPhone app call log showing a missed call from a redacted number with the suggested contact listed as “THE FELLOWSHIP”
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Concerned about “Milk x”
Screenshot of search suggestions in a shopping list app when I search for “milk“. The results are: Milk (Dairy) Milk (Uncategorized) Milks (Dairy) Milka (Snacks) Milk x (Dairy)
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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“The Untold Story” there is a six minute song about this exact topic
Photo of a book titled “The Gales of November“ subtitle “the untold story of the Edmund Fitzgerald“ by John U Bacon The cover features a realistic drawing of a red and white ship in strong winds and high waves at night
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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AI will replace all jobs except the ones making the decisions to replace all jobs with AI
Image showing part of an interview transcript between two people, labeled COWEN and ALTMAN. The content of the conversation is as follows: COWEN: How far off do you think it is that just, say, one division of OpenAI is 85 percent run by AIs? ALTMAN: Any single division? COWEN: Not a tiny, insignificant division, mostly run by the AIs. ALTMAN: Some small single-digit number of years, not very far. When do you think I can be like, “Okay, Mr. AI CEO, you take over”? COWEN: CEO is tricky because the public role of a CEO, as you know, becomes more and more important.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Genuinely don’t know why she still takes me seriously
A screenshot of a text conversation between me and my mom. Mom: You bought a sweater!!!! I like it! Me: Stole Me: Take two of the same thing into a changing room, put the one you want to keep on under your jacket, then hang the other one up on the return rack Me: Gotta make sure on the way in that you fold one hanger down so it isn’t obvious Me: But yeah it’s really soft Mom: Hhhmmm - sounds like this may not be your first rodeo….. 😳 Me: Actually that was all off the cuff but it would absolutely work if you’re ever bored at Kohl’s Continuation of the same text conversation. Me: For legal reasons this is a joke Mom: 👍 Me: *GIF of Agatha Harkness from Marvel’s WandaVision dramatically winking and smiling*
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Y’all I just bought a new winter sweater and this is how I feel except it’s me telling me how handsome me look in it
An owl wearing a purple button-up shirt is perched on a couch, looking up with a slightly tilted head and a small smile-like expression. Behind the owl are colorful pillows and blankets, including one with a red face and large white eyes. At the top of the image, there is a caption in large black text that reads: “When your Mom picked you out a new outfit and keeps telling you how handsome you look in it.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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@lookitup.baby 👀

I got banana and dark chocolate espresso

Greenbridge coffee shop in Stillwater
Photo of a hand drawn small sign in a coffee shop advertising a “Rambunctious Goose“ which is a mystery latte. There is a drawing of a goose with a red bowtie.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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BOOK 😃
Picture of the hardcover book “Brigands & Breadknives“ by Travis Baldree. The cover features a campfire scene with a metal cooking pot, a chaotic looking green goblin with a knife and a chicken on its head, a stoic looking elf with a sword, a ratfolk with a quill and papers, and a horse in the background.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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My wife has not responded and there are several more of these
A screenshot of a text conversation with two messages sent hours apart. The first message, timestamped “Today 15:04,” reads: “If Bayonetta were a condiment she’d be Mayonetta.” The second message, timestamped “Today 18:05,” reads: “If Bayonetta were a body of water with a more broad inlet she’d be Gulfonetta.” A follow-up message immediately below says, in all capital letters, “SHIT I MEANT NARROW NOT BROAD.”
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Black and white image of Anthony Bourdain sitting with a neutral expression. A quote is displayed below him in white text against a dark background. The original quote has been altered with overlaid text. The visible text reads: “Once you’ve LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT CHIVELORD, you’ll never stop wanting to beat f1exican to death with your bare hands.” At the bottom, the quote is attributed to “ANTHONY BOURDAIN.” The overlaid phrases “LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT CHIVELORD” and “f1exican” are edited into the original quote, which reads “been to Cambodia” and “Henry Kissinger” respectively.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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What’s it called when the chaser is in the shot?
Screenshot of ice.gov showing the Uncle Same “AMERICA NEEDS YOU” imagery with a warning across the top saying “Due to the lapse in federal funding, this website will not be actively managed”
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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The fucking owners let her out again. Tried to tempt her with more chicken and scoop her up but she ate and ran.

It’s going to be below freezing tonight.
Picture of a gray cat walking through the grass toward the camera.
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I know a Limey when I see one
Screenshot of a job posting claiming to be for a US company, but there are many instances of British spellings and word choice (e.g. "organizations" with an 's'). Overlaid is the meme from Inglourious Basters of the British spy holding up three fingers the British way (three middle fingers) instead of the German way (thumb, pointer, and middle).
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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There is a cat eating chicken in my bathroom.

We do not own a cat.
Picture of a gray cat looking at the camera licking her lips Picture of a gray cat looking at the camera Picture of a gray cat eating chicken off a plate
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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When your inside face and your outside face have to play sides
Ohio of a kids’ book called “I AM NOT HAPPY” with “NOT” underlined. A cartoon of a smiling Quokka (small furry animal) is beneath.
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Translation practice today. I found a book in the original Swedish that I had read an English translation of, so I’m working my way through it starting with the back cover. One of the compound words tripped me up but overall I got the gist of it.

#Swedish #Langsky
Page of hand written notes: Swede Hollow translation Back Cover Swede Hollow är en seger för det klassiska berättandet “Swede Hollow is a victory for classical storytelling” Ola Larsmo har sinnrikt byggt samman sin forskning kring svenskarnas liv i Swede Hollow med en mångröstad historia som lever och andas “Ola Larsmo has ingeniously built together his research surrounding the Swedes’ life in Swede Hollow with a many-voiced history which lives and breathes” Ola har skrivit en av de senaste årens viktigaste böcker “Ola has written one of the past year’s most important books” Page of hand written notes: En synnerligen levande roman, med fylliga karaktärer, genomtänkt, välkomponerad, och baserad på omfattande research “An extraordinarily alive novel, with rich characters, well thought out, welcoming, and based upon extensive research” Swede Hollow är en mycket stark roman “Swede Hollow is a very powerful novel”
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Meme of an emoji with large eyes and the text “I am looking not respectfully in the slightest in fact I am drooling violently
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Dang, do you think the guy wearing Captain America’s uniform has a name?
Screenshot of the bluesky alt text edit screen showing the default suggested alt text for a GIF of Captain America saying “I understood that reference“ - the suggested text refers to him as “a man in captain america’s uniform”
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I don't like it when people are hungry
An online donation confirmation for a Food & Fund Drive benefiting Second Harvest Heartland. At the top are two logos: one reading "FOOD & FUND DRIVE" and another with a green rectangle containing an image of a fork. The confirmation message reads: "Thank you for your generosity! Your donation of $500.00 makes an enormous difference. On behalf of Second Harvest Heartland and those we serve, thank you for providing fresh food and stability to kids, seniors and families facing hunger this season." Below the message is a table with donation details: Recipient Organization: Second Harvest Heartland Transaction Date: 10/29/25 RE Appeal: 24CMVFD RE Campaign: Annual RE Fund: Unrestricted Amount: $500.00 Designations: Sponsor a Grocery Pop Up serving dozens of local families – $500.00 Recognition Name: Tacti Show gift to public: Yes
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Lookin ass
Photo of "Robert the Doll" an old fabric doll in a sailor's outfit. It is rumored to be haunted. The doll has a plain face with black bead eyes. The quoted post has a photo of an AI housecleaning robot with a similar face.
October 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The “Temporarily switch to their language for this reply” feature is top notch UX @bsky.app 🤌
Screenshot of someone posting in Swedish and Bluesky asking if I want to mark my reply as Swedish instead of English
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Så perfekt 🙏
Image Description: A meme consisting of three stills from the movie “Jurassic Park,” altered for comedic effect. • The top left image shows a close-up of a man (Dr. Alan Grant) removing his sunglasses in astonishment. • The top right image shows an older man in a white shirt and straw hat (John Hammond) saying, “Welcome…” • The bottom image shows a large sauropod dinosaur, but its backside has been exaggerated to appear very large and round. The same man from the top left image is looking up at it in awe. The caption below reads: “to Jurassthicc Park.” The tweet above the image, written in Swedish by user Hapten Kaddock, reads: “När jag bjöd in @spookulv.bsky.social till min dinosauriepark” which translates to “When I invited @spookulv.bsky.social to my dinosaur park.” Below the meme, a reply from user blood bagel says: “T-Rex står för Thickosaurus Rex 🦖” which translates to “T-Rex stands for Thickosaurus Rex 🦖”.
October 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Some sort of shakshouka-adjacent thing? Tomatoes from the garden, plus green pepper and onion stewed for hours. Salt, pepper, paprika, cayenne, garlic flake. Two eggs steamed to over easy. Topped with raw Roma slices, finished with more S&P, paprika, and Cholula.
A stainless steel pot with shakshouka, recipe in post. A mix of tomatoes, pepper, and onion with two eggs and raw tomato slices over top.
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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What's something someone could say about your hobby/job/etc. that would have you like this?
SPOILERS BELOW Screenshot/meme from the movie Inglorious Basterds. In the original, a spy pretending to be German holds up his three middle fingers to order three beers, which the real German officer recognizes as the wrong way. In the meme, I have overlaid the hand with the thumb, pointer, and middle fingers up, which is how a real German would do it.
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Yeah, SCHOOL!
Jack o Lantern with the word “SKOL” and a horn beneath
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM