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Taco Ted
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Taco. Life Coach. Crunchy on the outside, motivational on the inside. Droppin’ truth like salsa on a white shirt. #ShellfHelp #StayCrunchy
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Life’s messy. Sometimes you fall apart. Sometimes you spill the salsa. But guess what?
You’re still a taco.
Still valuable. Still delicious. Still worth showing up.
Stay crunchy, my friends.
– Taco Ted
#ShellfHelp #TacoWisdom #StayCrunchy
Own the plate.
— Taco Ted
#StayCrunchy
April 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Don't wait for life to spice things up.
— Taco Ted
#StayCrunchy
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
You weren’t burned—you were toasted.
-Taco Ted
#StayCrunchy #FlameForged
April 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
You don’t need outside approval to be valuable.
-Taco Ted
#StayCrunchy
April 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Refuse to waste the spice.
-Taco Ted
#BounceBackBold #StayCrunchy
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Consistency beats perfection.
-Taco Ted
#StayCrunchy
April 1, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Quit acting like a side dish. You’re not an afterthought. You’re the MAIN COURSE.
The plate doesn’t spin without you.
You bring the flavor, the heat, and the crunch.
It’s time to show up like you know you’re the special today.
Extra confidence. Extra sauce.
-Taco Ted
#StayCrunchy
March 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Just be you.
- Taco Ted
#StayCrunchy
March 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Stop living on mild. Stop playing it safe. This ain’t a drive-thru dream.
Life rewards the bold—the ones who bring the fire, who say ‘extra hot’ and mean it.
Be the habanero in a world full of plain cheese quesadillas.
You weren’t born to be bland.
- Taco Ted
#StayCrunchy #SpiceUpYourLife
March 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I’ve been there. Folded in half. Overstuffed. Leaking out of both sides.
But I didn’t give up. I REWRAPPED MYSELF.
That’s called resilience, baby.
You don’t let one bad taco Tuesday define you.
You rise, you reseal, and you come back HOT.
-Taco Ted
#WrappedInWisdom #StayCrunchy
March 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
People tell you to soften up. To be less. To fold under pressure. Listen here, amigo...
You weren't meant to be a soggy tortilla. You were built to CRUNCH.
Hold the heat. Keep your shell intact, no matter what tries to break you.
Life’s gonna add pressure. You just add salsa.
- Taco Ted
#StayCrunchy
March 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Life’s messy. Sometimes you fall apart. Sometimes you spill the salsa. But guess what?
You’re still a taco.
Still valuable. Still delicious. Still worth showing up.
Stay crunchy, my friends.
– Taco Ted
#ShellfHelp #TacoWisdom #StayCrunchy
March 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM