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oc shitpost account of @KnifeEars.bsky.social, nsfw, we stan Lamaty'i in this house
I changed it sometime in early october as a "spooky" halloween joke (he's totally innocent and not planning anything)
But really it's not very spooky so I'm keeping his innocent unscheming face.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It IS cute!! I can't change it back haha
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Imagine this au:
Tataru with glasses: *shine "Renemont. Limsa is considering restricting the scions movements in operations accriss it's isles." *dramatic zoom* "You know what to do."
Rene with a very pointy chin, puts on lip balm and old spice. "Heh, time to pay Merly a visit." *saxophone plays*
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Rene is perplexed.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Garlemald truce achieved?!? The scion's playboy is AT IT AGAIN with none other than Zenos yae galvus. in no other way could peace have been achieved in the days before Zeno's death- Todays article will explore the TRUTH behind those violet eyes-"
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Flirted with Merlwyb, but extremely unsuccessfully. Kan-E-Senna has offered him a place to stay in gridania but he didn't take it. Hien and him fight a lot (friendly). Lyse is friendly- Lamaty'i is the only one he's been successful with.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's plastic surgery for rich people! 🎉
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Similarly merchants/dealers become suspicious of each other if you have to take a permanent change so dramatic. Making it difficult for business or maintaining respect. So if you're on the run it's a last-resort, and you'd lose most of your connections.
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Different. Like I'd imagine there's a way to register to get it legally if you're rich, but it's rare. They'd care more in gridania than in limsa. And if you're not rich it's "Who must you've killed to get that?" you become suspicious.
Temporary ones have very little restriction.
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
They gave us the little quest where they described you falling asleep and dreaming of what you wanna look like. So I just took that.
Changing permanently causes societal issues though. So I'd imagine it's prohibitively expensive and regulated so criminals can't go on the run. Each society is-
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Non-rper but I love using it as a temporary 24 hour thing for "I'm a girl for a day" "I'm a rabbit for a day" "I have a fatter ass for a day" style hijinks and it lets me have so much fun 🤣 permanent fantasia's are rarer and more expensive or something but can exist alongside the fun short term ones
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Bless this man and his bag of goodies ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"This hole was made for me!!" comic, with me putting my face on her bellybutton 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have some unhinged shit to say but I'm being good (positive)
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Of a fish in hindu legend that guided people to safety when the earth flooded? Yeah.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
*chewing on yoshi-p's walls*
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
boo >:3c
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Kinda my bad, could've been avoided if I'd emailed them for more details last week, but I was lazy. And even if I get tired quick after 1am and could've only seen you for ten minutes- it would've been a sweet ten minutes!!
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM