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she/it 🏳️‍⚧️ | seer of light, if that means anything
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An alien woman with green skin, red spiky hair, and a yellow jumpsuit with holes on the shoulders and a white 'spade' pattern on the top, is crossing his arms and has her eyes closed and her brow furrowed in frustration. She says "Why is it that whenever there's a fictional alien species..." Panel 2: She uncrosses her arms and leans and gestures to the side with them, continuing to say "Only the MALE looks like an actual ALIEN." Panel 3: She places her hands on her hips and looks forward angrily, and says "The FEMALE just looks like a CUTE HUMAN GIRL!" Panel 4: Shen is a what looks like a green tardigrade with a little red helicopter that it's using to suspend itself in the air, wearing pants on its last 2 limbs of the same colorscheme as the alien girl. He says "Sis I don't exactly wanna look like this either."
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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xkcd.com
Chess Variant

xkcd.com/3139/
Comic. [chessboard where one block of 2x2 sliding squares is shifted inward, with a blank next to it indicating the direction of the block’s movement] [caption] Sliding Number Puzzle Chess
September 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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stivkun.bsky.social
oh brother this guy stinks
September 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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zaranerd.grimdorks.net
made this in a fit of rage and fury
COMMON BUG IN HOLLOW KNIGHT: - Looks unassuming, so it is - Deals one mask of damage - You can intuit what its deal is right away COMMON BUG IN SILKSONG: - 2 Masks contact damage - Unavoidable grab attacks - Conveniently always placed to 2 mask dealing spikes - Readable enemy designs? Leave our offices posthaste right now
September 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Two angry guys, one with longer hair and one with a mustache, are standing next to each other. Longer hair guy on the left is gesturing forward with his hand and saying "see, THERE'S the problem with fighting games these days -- all these TOURISTS." The mustache guy just silently has his arms crossed. Panel 2: We flip perspective to see that they are looking at a messy-haired person wearing a blue-and-white hoodie like Bridget from Guilty Gear Strive, with a bag that looks like the head of Neko Arc from Melty Blood slung over their shoulder. Longer hair guy asks "HEY DO YOU LIKE FIGHTING GAMES??" Panel 3: The person replies "no" Panel 4: Closeup of longer hair guy's face as he looks over at the other guy with a much calmer expression, saying "alright nevermind that one's legit"
September 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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biweeklydavekat.bsky.social
day 504
strawpage guest art
#davekat #homestuck
September 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: "SCP: Shen from Shen Comix. Object Class: Euclid". There is a picture of Shen smiling innocently at the camera. He is a short figure in a yellow sweatshirt, with paper white skin and messy brown hair featuring 2 "ahoges" in the middle back, with one smaller than the other. Panel 2: "Special Containment Procedures: He can be contained like a normal guy but just like, don't get him started on early 2000s RPG Maker games, he will talk your ear off." Panel 3: "Surveillance Log 01. 08/10, 1:12PM, 2025. Dr. [Redacted]. Shen has been beckoning me over to his cell ... He seems to want to tell me something. I think I'll walk over." Panel 4: "Surveillance Log 02. 08/10, 1:47PM, 2025. Dr. [Redacted]. I did not need to know all that."
August 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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grimdorks.net
*taps glass*
August 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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atlaslovesedm8704.bsky.social
*yro'ue
#deltarune #RIBBIT
March 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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mt4789.bsky.social
kris one day in their house for some reason:
August 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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kyoukorpse.bsky.social
susie and her pancakes :] #deltarune
August 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
HUMAN RIGHTS ARE NOT A PICK'N'MIX GOODNIGHT
Morbo from Futurama, an angry green alien newscaster
August 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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biweeklydavekat.bsky.social
day 488
#davekat #homestuck
August 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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zaranerd.grimdorks.net
dow jones

#Portal #Portal2
a drawing of PotatOS from portal 2 being held up to wheatley in glados's body POTATOS: THE DOW JONES IS DOWN BY 3000 POINTS YOU MORON!!! WHEATLEY: hmm. cant say ive ever met a jones in my life. hope he gets back up though. very unfortunate for him
April 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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biweeklydavekat.bsky.social
day 490
triple baka again
#dovekat #davekat #homestuck
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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notdakidavekat.bsky.social
day 14
August 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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notdakidavekat.bsky.social
Day 3
August 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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biweeklydavekat.bsky.social
day 491
#davekat #homestuck
August 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
The comic is titled "My Favorite Fighting Game Archetypes:" Panel titled "The Grappler That Barely Fits on Screen". It's a huge, extremely muscular, bald 'pro wrestler' type character with metal bands around his arms. He is so big that he doesn't even notice his opponent, a regular sized guy in a yellow karate gi trembling in his shadow. His head is also bending the health bars above them. Panel titled "The Small Idiot With a Big Stupid Weapon". It is a girl in a predominantly pink Japanese schoolgirl uniform with with a yellow ribbon on the collar, running excitedly, a sparkle in her eyes. With both arms she is wielding a full sized heating radiator. Panel titled "The Straight Fundamentals, No Funny Business." Is it a grey-haired older man tightening the belt of his karate gi, which has yellow patches on the arms. He has a stern expression, confident in his mastery of his craft. Panel titled "The Funny Business". It is some kind of purple imp type guy in a pink-and-yellow jester outfit with teal pom poms attached to the 3 points of the hat. He has a bag with a metal spiky ball, a giant wacky wooden hammer, and a banana peel inside it. There's also a whoopee cushion that fell out. He is pulling a gun out of it.
August 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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peppermintsrb2.bsky.social
ts so neapolitan

#oc
August 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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tuyoki.bsky.social
a cookbook is pretty much a grimoire for food
August 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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biweeklydavekat.bsky.social
day 494
#davekat #homestuck
August 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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biweeklydavekat.bsky.social
day 496
#davekat #homestuck
August 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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estarland.bsky.social
This is the biggest betrayal in gaming history. 🚨
August 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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sega-16.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM