• Overseer of Heavenly Calamities
• Heavenly Capital's Marshal, Lord Thunder Master
MDNI • NSFW
I have been personally appointed by His Majesty long before you were even born!
[Thunder Master has a dark cloud over his head that's rumbling.]
"Hey! I was the right hand woman of the emperor, I literally ran the place in his stead"
LingWen crosses her arms and hmphed.
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[Whines, then slumps iver the table, slamming both his fists childishly.]
I have been personally appointed by His Majesty long before you were even born!
[Thunder Master has a dark cloud over his head that's rumbling.]
[Whines, then slumps iver the table, slamming both his fists childishly.]
"Not important my foot, i would have you demoted already of you're that unimportant"
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[Crying ensues.]
[Whines, then slumps iver the table, slamming both his fists childishly.]
[Crying ensues.]
"Awh come now, you bullied me all the time with all those paperwork, take this as a payback~"
Pat pat pat
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[Continues crying.]
[Crying ensues.]
[Continues crying.]
"Or you could zap the germs and bacteria dead when they enter your system, I grew up drinking well and river water and I turned out fine"
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[Continues crying.]
[Still, he takes a seat, taking out his smoking pipe and lights it up, smoke rising.]
Sit with me, Lord Thunder Master. Tell me what troubles you so?
My apologies, my lady, I do not know what is wrong with me today.
[Still, he takes a seat, taking out his smoking pipe and lights it up, smoke rising.]
"One more complain and you're getting well water, i heard it's rich in minerals"
LingWen come back with a tray holding a small teapot and two cups, setting it on the table
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[Takes out a handkerchief and wipes away imaginary tears, looking all sad and pitiful.]
My apologies, my lady, I do not know what is wrong with me today.
... Lord Thunder Master, are you making a fool of me?
My apologies, my lady, I do not know what is wrong with me today.
[Takes out a handkerchief and wipes away imaginary tears, looking all sad and pitiful.]
"And how did you know i didn't? The children that cone by must've finished them already"
She was planning to share with him her favorite tea, but since he decided to complain then he's getting regular tea. Hmph
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[Takes out a handkerchief and wipes away imaginary tears, looking all sad and pitiful.]
"Excuse me for living double life, i left all the money at home and this is just a cabin I visited when I'm bored"
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"Uuuh, shaved ice?"
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[He looks around the cabin, inspecting this small living space. Humming as he does so.]
Much too early for wine, much too energized for coffee. I'd consider tea, but does my lady have something else much colder?
[He looks around the cabin, inspecting this small living space. Humming as he does so.]
Much too early for wine, much too energized for coffee. I'd consider tea, but does my lady have something else much colder?
"It's a suggestion, you don't have you listen if you don't want to"
She comes back out wearing a simple black robes, still drying her hair with a towel.
"Tea? Coffee? Wine?"
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[He looks around the cabin, inspecting this small living space. Humming as he does so.]
Much too early for wine, much too energized for coffee. I'd consider tea, but does my lady have something else much colder?
Very well.
I know I haven't been in the skies often, that is simply because I have come to realize that there are ghost children that have taken residence within my temple. So, I have felt obligated to care for them.
"For some people? Yes, I guess people simply have preferences"
She went behind a small room to change, but her voice is still clear in the room. The cabin isn't large anyway
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[Laughs ominously as he takes a seat.]
The weather? Really, Lord Thunder Master? We /are/ the weather.
[Gives her a pitiful look, then shakes his head lightly.]
No matter, this is all gloomy talk. We should talk something else, like the weather!
[Gives her a pitiful look, then shakes his head lightly.]
No matter, this is all gloomy talk. We should talk something else, like the weather!
I wish for you to understand your worth. You did not ascend without reason.
[Gives a lighthearted chuckle.]
If my lady, the Lightning Master, does not wish to see me speak of myself this way then I will stop.
[Gives her a pitiful look, then shakes his head lightly.]
No matter, this is all gloomy talk. We should talk something else, like the weather!
[Laughs ominously as he takes a seat.]
"How can you be so sure when you're never there to see it for yourself? Who knows, maybe they already regarded you as an outcast"
She gestured towards a chair in for the elemntal master to sit down while she herself fetch a dry towel
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[Follows behind.]
[Laughs ominously as he takes a seat.]
[Gives a lighthearted chuckle.]
If my lady, the Lightning Master, does not wish to see me speak of myself this way then I will stop.
Do you not understand your role in the heavenly tribunal? Just one person can't decide the fates of God's and Mortals alike, that is why we must judge side by side.
[Gives a lighthearted chuckle.]
If my lady, the Lightning Master, does not wish to see me speak of myself this way then I will stop.
[Uses the tip of his smoking pipe to lift the reader's chin.]
Hmm, I don't know, what makes you think you have the right to?
[Uses the tip of his smoking pipe to lift the reader's chin.]
Hmm, I don't know, what makes you think you have the right to?
For instance, I could not do my job without you.
[Follows behind.]
"These Gods and Goddesses don't have infectious diseases, last time I checked you can't catch stupidity by breathing the same air"
She walks towards the small cabin by their side, planning to dry her hair and change to something dry
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[Follows behind.]
"Or maybe you could start showing up to court and socialize a little"
Oh? The rain has stopped. Shucks
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Aawh~ Was it because the new person doesn't give you the summary of every heavenly court meeting?
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It is just hard to believe you willingly come under the rain just to have a chit chat with me
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Right as in growing your own ego?
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