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Featherfoot
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Hey! I’m hit! 🤣🤣🤣

I have great taste!

It’s just that every now and again I get a hankering to eat red Money House Blessing-flavored electrical wires. 🤷🏽‍♀️
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Lack of coordination rarely looks cool.

Everybody’s a Silly-Billy when they’re falling.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Right!

He rocking 90s-Fine accoutrements right there!

I would have definitely let him whisper “Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka” in my ear.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Maaan, Johnny Gill HATES Brian McKnight and will tell anyone who asks about it.

Also, a friend in college said BM was musty, and this was in the 90s!

Evil AND musty?!? 👎🏽
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Women Brunch
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
🥹WHAT A BLESSING!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Awww! Sounds like working with you all didn’t feel like work.

She said loving on y’all IS the vacation, so grab them flip-flops and roll!
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
OMG!!! 🤣🤣🤣

A former student put me on in 2009. She was in LOVE with Van Vicker!

You’ve taken me back and I can’t thank you enough!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I miss hearing you two!
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
5-6

1 razor blade under that scarf/ concealed in her hair

1-2 Razor blades in mouth (under tongue / against cheek)

Switchblade in cleavage

Folding karambit in that boot

Shiiit, she might even have a sharpened cymbal in that bag for a bit of whimsy
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hear, hear!

Their protein shakes are the only ones that don't upset my digestive system and leave me with an unpleasant aftertaste.
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yesssss!!!! ✂️🌹
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Whatever you do… don’t let the people know about Ginuwine.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m bathing.

I can use a little bit of my bathwater (freshly run) to brush.

Assuming I don’t have a toothbrush handy, (I mean it’s been 6 months and I haven’t brushed), I can chew up the end of twig and use it like a toothbrush to really get a good brush that’s better than a finger-scrubbing.
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Aw! And that’s a smell that is gonna linger.

On another note, to me, “burnt the bacon” sounds like a British euphemism for saying someone effed up.

(British accent)
“You really burnt the bacon there, bruv.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
🫵🏽 YOU PREACHING!!!

When I finally gave myself permission to ignore, my favorite personal mantra became “No answer is an answer…”
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM