I have great taste!
It’s just that every now and again I get a hankering to eat red Money House Blessing-flavored electrical wires. 🤷🏽♀️
I have great taste!
It’s just that every now and again I get a hankering to eat red Money House Blessing-flavored electrical wires. 🤷🏽♀️
Everybody’s a Silly-Billy when they’re falling.
Everybody’s a Silly-Billy when they’re falling.
He rocking 90s-Fine accoutrements right there!
I would have definitely let him whisper “Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka” in my ear.
He rocking 90s-Fine accoutrements right there!
I would have definitely let him whisper “Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka” in my ear.
Also, a friend in college said BM was musty, and this was in the 90s!
Evil AND musty?!? 👎🏽
Also, a friend in college said BM was musty, and this was in the 90s!
Evil AND musty?!? 👎🏽
She said loving on y’all IS the vacation, so grab them flip-flops and roll!
She said loving on y’all IS the vacation, so grab them flip-flops and roll!
A former student put me on in 2009. She was in LOVE with Van Vicker!
You’ve taken me back and I can’t thank you enough!!!
A former student put me on in 2009. She was in LOVE with Van Vicker!
You’ve taken me back and I can’t thank you enough!!!
1 razor blade under that scarf/ concealed in her hair
1-2 Razor blades in mouth (under tongue / against cheek)
Switchblade in cleavage
Folding karambit in that boot
Shiiit, she might even have a sharpened cymbal in that bag for a bit of whimsy
1 razor blade under that scarf/ concealed in her hair
1-2 Razor blades in mouth (under tongue / against cheek)
Switchblade in cleavage
Folding karambit in that boot
Shiiit, she might even have a sharpened cymbal in that bag for a bit of whimsy
Their protein shakes are the only ones that don't upset my digestive system and leave me with an unpleasant aftertaste.
Their protein shakes are the only ones that don't upset my digestive system and leave me with an unpleasant aftertaste.
I can use a little bit of my bathwater (freshly run) to brush.
Assuming I don’t have a toothbrush handy, (I mean it’s been 6 months and I haven’t brushed), I can chew up the end of twig and use it like a toothbrush to really get a good brush that’s better than a finger-scrubbing.
I can use a little bit of my bathwater (freshly run) to brush.
Assuming I don’t have a toothbrush handy, (I mean it’s been 6 months and I haven’t brushed), I can chew up the end of twig and use it like a toothbrush to really get a good brush that’s better than a finger-scrubbing.
On another note, to me, “burnt the bacon” sounds like a British euphemism for saying someone effed up.
(British accent)
“You really burnt the bacon there, bruv.”
On another note, to me, “burnt the bacon” sounds like a British euphemism for saying someone effed up.
(British accent)
“You really burnt the bacon there, bruv.”
When I finally gave myself permission to ignore, my favorite personal mantra became “No answer is an answer…”
When I finally gave myself permission to ignore, my favorite personal mantra became “No answer is an answer…”