god gives his toughest battles (ceiling fan not remote operated) to his strongest soldiers (already comfy in bed)

remember to buckle your shuckle

becoming a fan of an mlb player when they're already close to retirement age is a special kind of hell 🥲

there are times I feel as though my brother outgrew me as a sibling and never looked back. I didn't keep up in life and now I'm in the past with the rest of his old problems from home.

so now what