TableTopWriter
@tabletopwriter.bsky.social
@ me with your D&D questions.
My YouTube channel where I talk about writing TTRPG campaigns:
https://m.youtube.com/@TableTopWriter
My YouTube channel where I talk about writing TTRPG campaigns:
https://m.youtube.com/@TableTopWriter
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Tolkiens lore:
The orcs are elves, cruelly twisted by Morgoth to crave battle and death.
My lore:
The war of man and orc began after the illegal poaching of orc tusks, used by human men as aphrodisiacs.
The orcs are elves, cruelly twisted by Morgoth to crave battle and death.
My lore:
The war of man and orc began after the illegal poaching of orc tusks, used by human men as aphrodisiacs.
My #DnD player before going on their underwater mission:
“yes I would like to buy 3,000 gp of magic beans that immediately grow hundreds of feet when placed in water.”
Me:
“Hue hue hue hue hue hue.”
“yes I would like to buy 3,000 gp of magic beans that immediately grow hundreds of feet when placed in water.”
Me:
“Hue hue hue hue hue hue.”
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 AM
My #DnD player before going on their underwater mission:
“yes I would like to buy 3,000 gp of magic beans that immediately grow hundreds of feet when placed in water.”
Me:
“Hue hue hue hue hue hue.”
“yes I would like to buy 3,000 gp of magic beans that immediately grow hundreds of feet when placed in water.”
Me:
“Hue hue hue hue hue hue.”
I stayed up until 5am finishing two new #DnD videos last night: (Davinci Resolve crashed 4 times 😭)
One is on Dungeon design:
youtu.be/g_4n19dXJB0?...
One is on Dungeon design:
youtu.be/g_4n19dXJB0?...
D&D Dungeon Creation: Beginner Guide
YouTube video by TableTopWriter
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I stayed up until 5am finishing two new #DnD videos last night: (Davinci Resolve crashed 4 times 😭)
One is on Dungeon design:
youtu.be/g_4n19dXJB0?...
One is on Dungeon design:
youtu.be/g_4n19dXJB0?...
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
🙋My partner talking about BattleStar Galactica:
“So there’s this guy, Gaius-“
🙋♂️Me who knows that one Mountain Goats song:
“GAIUS?? LIKE GAIUS VERRES?? ROMAN GOVERNOR OF WHAT WE NOW KNOW AS SICILY??? IS HE A TRAITOR???”
“So there’s this guy, Gaius-“
🙋♂️Me who knows that one Mountain Goats song:
“GAIUS?? LIKE GAIUS VERRES?? ROMAN GOVERNOR OF WHAT WE NOW KNOW AS SICILY??? IS HE A TRAITOR???”
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
🙋My partner talking about BattleStar Galactica:
“So there’s this guy, Gaius-“
🙋♂️Me who knows that one Mountain Goats song:
“GAIUS?? LIKE GAIUS VERRES?? ROMAN GOVERNOR OF WHAT WE NOW KNOW AS SICILY??? IS HE A TRAITOR???”
“So there’s this guy, Gaius-“
🙋♂️Me who knows that one Mountain Goats song:
“GAIUS?? LIKE GAIUS VERRES?? ROMAN GOVERNOR OF WHAT WE NOW KNOW AS SICILY??? IS HE A TRAITOR???”
If ice is a mineral, is frozen broccoli technically a fossil? Can anyone give me information on this???
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If ice is a mineral, is frozen broccoli technically a fossil? Can anyone give me information on this???
Eating like a king tonight!
(Bread, cured meat, and cheese)
(Bread, cured meat, and cheese)
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Eating like a king tonight!
(Bread, cured meat, and cheese)
(Bread, cured meat, and cheese)
I just searched the word “stick” and instead of pictures if sticks I got a synopsis of the tv show Stick I feel like I’m losing my gd mind.
October 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I just searched the word “stick” and instead of pictures if sticks I got a synopsis of the tv show Stick I feel like I’m losing my gd mind.
I just awoke from the strangest dream where I was playing D&D with @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social as a character named: “One-Shot!” but who always took several shots to defeat anything because of how the dice landed. 😭
What hubris would make me even attempt such a character?? 😂
What hubris would make me even attempt such a character?? 😂
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just awoke from the strangest dream where I was playing D&D with @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social as a character named: “One-Shot!” but who always took several shots to defeat anything because of how the dice landed. 😭
What hubris would make me even attempt such a character?? 😂
What hubris would make me even attempt such a character?? 😂
Seeing @rhysiedarby.bsky.social as Trelane in the new season of Star Trek made my week.
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Seeing @rhysiedarby.bsky.social as Trelane in the new season of Star Trek made my week.
Me making this post:
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Me making this post:
You know it’s a sci-fi movie because they do a scene change using a shiny light!
October 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
You know it’s a sci-fi movie because they do a scene change using a shiny light!
Imagine living in the worst possible timeline and some asshole is like: “Well but what if it is actually the best?”
Like I’ve seen Start Trek, you can’t tell me this is where it’s at.
Like I’ve seen Start Trek, you can’t tell me this is where it’s at.
August 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Imagine living in the worst possible timeline and some asshole is like: “Well but what if it is actually the best?”
Like I’ve seen Start Trek, you can’t tell me this is where it’s at.
Like I’ve seen Start Trek, you can’t tell me this is where it’s at.
Online fandoms when two hot dudes show up.
August 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Online fandoms when two hot dudes show up.
Why don’t more vampires wear like, a leather vest, or a flannel shirt, or anything a stake can’t get through.
August 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Why don’t more vampires wear like, a leather vest, or a flannel shirt, or anything a stake can’t get through.
Outdoor sun isn’t like indoor sun.
July 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Outdoor sun isn’t like indoor sun.
Do all heroes pass through the revolving doors of the cobbler?
July 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Do all heroes pass through the revolving doors of the cobbler?
