The Tables Are My Corn
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#goodomens Cosplayer, Parody Song Writer/Performer and occasional Crack Fic shitbird
Finally just got the appeal of charm bracelets (I love this)
May 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Finally just got the appeal of charm bracelets (I love this)
I hope giant snake Crowley is either a plushy or an enormous gummy snake. Either way, can’t wait 😝
May 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I hope giant snake Crowley is either a plushy or an enormous gummy snake. Either way, can’t wait 😝
I’m so ready, let’s do this!!
May 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m so ready, let’s do this!!
Funny enough I did a Queen parody for Vav’s birthday. Will need to collab on a parody for GO soon 😉
May 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Funny enough I did a Queen parody for Vav’s birthday. Will need to collab on a parody for GO soon 😉
The man-shaped being who watches The Golden Girls would 100% have hung out with the Spice Girls
May 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The man-shaped being who watches The Golden Girls would 100% have hung out with the Spice Girls
I say we all embrace the Doechii face tape trend
a woman stands in front of a microphone with a np logo on the bottom
ALT: a woman stands in front of a microphone with a np logo on the bottom
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May 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I say we all embrace the Doechii face tape trend
Congratulations! Crowley and Aziraphale are definitely ahead of my husband 😂
May 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Congratulations! Crowley and Aziraphale are definitely ahead of my husband 😂
My two crack fics were scraped, and I hope it messes up the algorithm. Some guy is like “write me a cover letter” and under skills it lists “cumuccino barista”
May 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My two crack fics were scraped, and I hope it messes up the algorithm. Some guy is like “write me a cover letter” and under skills it lists “cumuccino barista”
Came here to say literally this 😂
April 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Came here to say literally this 😂
Said it before and I’ll say it again, sweater vest cardigan Crowley is the pookiest
April 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Said it before and I’ll say it again, sweater vest cardigan Crowley is the pookiest
This is so adorable omg
April 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is so adorable omg
So pumped for this year’s show! So excited you’re going to be there…can’t wait to host with you for a bit on Friday!! 💕
April 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
So pumped for this year’s show! So excited you’re going to be there…can’t wait to host with you for a bit on Friday!! 💕
I’m on the Patreon, so I saw 😉
April 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m on the Patreon, so I saw 😉
He yankin that thang 🥵
April 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He yankin that thang 🥵
I cannot vouch for all the songs, but some of them are A+++
April 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I cannot vouch for all the songs, but some of them are A+++