Table Side Guacamole
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Just a delicious salsa advocating for universal health care, women's bodily autonomy, democracy, voting rights and more.
WW3 then from the 'no wars' president. Because of course!
June 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
WW3 then from the 'no wars' president. Because of course!
There was an attempt to not allow Mexican drug cartel members into the United States.
May 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There was an attempt to not allow Mexican drug cartel members into the United States.
Listen, here's my thing. The Democratic party is so flush with talent that I don't care who ends up being the nominee. They're ALL fantastic! And that goes double for the newcomers and incumbents in the 2026 midterm.
May 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Listen, here's my thing. The Democratic party is so flush with talent that I don't care who ends up being the nominee. They're ALL fantastic! And that goes double for the newcomers and incumbents in the 2026 midterm.
No shit. This is literally a EIGHT year old case. It's completely transparent. There are no secrets to this case at all. There are no judicial restrictions, either by the prosecution or defense. David Geier did not receive $5 million or any other amount. It's a Fifteen Second Google at best!
May 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
No shit. This is literally a EIGHT year old case. It's completely transparent. There are no secrets to this case at all. There are no judicial restrictions, either by the prosecution or defense. David Geier did not receive $5 million or any other amount. It's a Fifteen Second Google at best!
How would that work out any better than her suing Ford if I ran my Ford Fusion over her foot? Let's think about this for a moment.
May 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
How would that work out any better than her suing Ford if I ran my Ford Fusion over her foot? Let's think about this for a moment.
I don't know why it matters that it was a Tesla but, yes, you should sue.
May 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I don't know why it matters that it was a Tesla but, yes, you should sue.
She's a robot.
May 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
She's a robot.
Conservatives actually believe this is about Garcia? That's what they really believe? That can't be true, that's willful ignorance. That's Ingraham hearing through her little earphone how to react and what to say, not what she really thinks. It's a fucking act. One that she gets paid very well for.
April 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Conservatives actually believe this is about Garcia? That's what they really believe? That can't be true, that's willful ignorance. That's Ingraham hearing through her little earphone how to react and what to say, not what she really thinks. It's a fucking act. One that she gets paid very well for.
There has only ever been one application for these types of registries. Discrimination.
April 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
There has only ever been one application for these types of registries. Discrimination.
Contempt charges coming.
April 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Contempt charges coming.
Ignoring me? Classic move.
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Ignoring me? Classic move.
And you support this as you claim to love the Constitution?
April 16, 2025 at 10:31 AM
And you support this as you claim to love the Constitution?
Again, he has a green card. He's a legal resident, not an illegal alien, and he broke no laws. The government proved this fact when the judge demanded that they show proof of any unlawful activity. They provide no evidence. So, again, you're lying and it's becoming tiresome.
April 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Again, he has a green card. He's a legal resident, not an illegal alien, and he broke no laws. The government proved this fact when the judge demanded that they show proof of any unlawful activity. They provide no evidence. So, again, you're lying and it's becoming tiresome.
I'm sorry I thought you were being gaslit, I didn't realize you were actually that stupid.
April 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I'm sorry I thought you were being gaslit, I didn't realize you were actually that stupid.
Wrong, you're are being gaslit. Garcia has a green card, prior to which he stood before a court to obtain his right to be here. His affiliation with MS-13 has primarily to do with a Chicago Bears hoodie, I have one too. The immigration judge found the evidence insufficient, not threatening.
April 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Wrong, you're are being gaslit. Garcia has a green card, prior to which he stood before a court to obtain his right to be here. His affiliation with MS-13 has primarily to do with a Chicago Bears hoodie, I have one too. The immigration judge found the evidence insufficient, not threatening.