Tabitha Hornwinkle, Attorney at Law
@tabithahornwinkle.bsky.social
42 year old lawyer from Granada. Maybe sometimes posting about games. I have GERD
Well now, did you now just acknowledge and accept understanding of the claims made against you? We will see you in court. Unless you'd like to settle for $500 billion
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Well now, did you now just acknowledge and accept understanding of the claims made against you? We will see you in court. Unless you'd like to settle for $500 billion
Very well. Mr. Oates my client is suing you for one hundred bagillion dollars on top of pressing criminal charges
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Very well. Mr. Oates my client is suing you for one hundred bagillion dollars on top of pressing criminal charges
It's certainly at least reckless endangerment. Would you like me to represent you?
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
It's certainly at least reckless endangerment. Would you like me to represent you?
If someone has stolen your cat we will bring them to justice.
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If someone has stolen your cat we will bring them to justice.