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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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If you haven’t spoken up about Gaza over the last 20 months, it’s hard to feel like I should listen to you speak up about Iran.
June 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If you haven’t spoken up about Gaza over the last 20 months, it’s hard to feel like I should listen to you speak up about Iran.
Honestly, the least pediatric urgent care could do is give me a punch card.
April 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Honestly, the least pediatric urgent care could do is give me a punch card.
Taking my 7-year-old to get her hair cut, in two parts.
II.
She looks at my debit card. “That’s pretty. What’s that design?”
“It’s a cassette tape.”
“What’s a cassette tape?”
Both women working in the salon groan.
II.
She looks at my debit card. “That’s pretty. What’s that design?”
“It’s a cassette tape.”
“What’s a cassette tape?”
Both women working in the salon groan.
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Taking my 7-year-old to get her hair cut, in two parts.
II.
She looks at my debit card. “That’s pretty. What’s that design?”
“It’s a cassette tape.”
“What’s a cassette tape?”
Both women working in the salon groan.
II.
She looks at my debit card. “That’s pretty. What’s that design?”
“It’s a cassette tape.”
“What’s a cassette tape?”
Both women working in the salon groan.
Taking my 7-year-old to get her hair cut, in two parts.
I.
One customer leaves, leaving us as the only ones in the salon. “Mommy,” the 7-y/o says, “there aren’t many patients here.”
I.
One customer leaves, leaving us as the only ones in the salon. “Mommy,” the 7-y/o says, “there aren’t many patients here.”
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Taking my 7-year-old to get her hair cut, in two parts.
I.
One customer leaves, leaving us as the only ones in the salon. “Mommy,” the 7-y/o says, “there aren’t many patients here.”
I.
One customer leaves, leaving us as the only ones in the salon. “Mommy,” the 7-y/o says, “there aren’t many patients here.”
3-year-old: Mommy, I need water.
Me: I don’t have any, I’m sorry.
3-y/o: I need water because my blood hurts.
Me: I don’t have any, I’m sorry.
3-y/o: I need water because my blood hurts.
March 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
3-year-old: Mommy, I need water.
Me: I don’t have any, I’m sorry.
3-y/o: I need water because my blood hurts.
Me: I don’t have any, I’m sorry.
3-y/o: I need water because my blood hurts.
7-year-old: Last year was a really big year for Taylor Swift.
Me: Why was it a big year for her?
7-y/o: I don’t remember.
Me: Oh.
7-y/o: Do you know why?
Me: I think it was because she went on tour and a lot of people went to her shows.
7-y/o: No. I think it was because she was famous.
Me: Why was it a big year for her?
7-y/o: I don’t remember.
Me: Oh.
7-y/o: Do you know why?
Me: I think it was because she went on tour and a lot of people went to her shows.
7-y/o: No. I think it was because she was famous.
March 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
7-year-old: Last year was a really big year for Taylor Swift.
Me: Why was it a big year for her?
7-y/o: I don’t remember.
Me: Oh.
7-y/o: Do you know why?
Me: I think it was because she went on tour and a lot of people went to her shows.
7-y/o: No. I think it was because she was famous.
Me: Why was it a big year for her?
7-y/o: I don’t remember.
Me: Oh.
7-y/o: Do you know why?
Me: I think it was because she went on tour and a lot of people went to her shows.
7-y/o: No. I think it was because she was famous.
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Repeat after us: "Executive orders are not the law. Executive orders do not override Congress."
Screw Trump and screw his made-up EOs. We don't have to keep pretending he gets to make up the law.
Stand up and ignore the bad-law EOs.
Can someone please spread this word to every NIH leader?
Screw Trump and screw his made-up EOs. We don't have to keep pretending he gets to make up the law.
Stand up and ignore the bad-law EOs.
Can someone please spread this word to every NIH leader?
Trump shuts down the Department of Education.
Why is Linda McMahon taking tax payer dollars as Secretary of Education?
Also, Chuck Schumer, how do you feel about helping the GOP pass their bill? Did it stop them? RESIGN.
Why is Linda McMahon taking tax payer dollars as Secretary of Education?
Also, Chuck Schumer, how do you feel about helping the GOP pass their bill? Did it stop them? RESIGN.
March 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Repeat after us: "Executive orders are not the law. Executive orders do not override Congress."
Screw Trump and screw his made-up EOs. We don't have to keep pretending he gets to make up the law.
Stand up and ignore the bad-law EOs.
Can someone please spread this word to every NIH leader?
Screw Trump and screw his made-up EOs. We don't have to keep pretending he gets to make up the law.
Stand up and ignore the bad-law EOs.
Can someone please spread this word to every NIH leader?
Few things are as infuriating as watching colleagues have to take extended absences to care for their physical and emotional well-being and to then receive a series of “health challenge” from administrators reminding us to drink 80 ounces of water each day.
March 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Few things are as infuriating as watching colleagues have to take extended absences to care for their physical and emotional well-being and to then receive a series of “health challenge” from administrators reminding us to drink 80 ounces of water each day.
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The fight itself has benefits. The fight itself rallies people to your cause. The fight itself draws media attention.
The fight itself improves the D party brand and increases electoral success.
Fight, Congressional Dems!
The fight itself improves the D party brand and increases electoral success.
Fight, Congressional Dems!
There are many Democrats who don’t agree with some or many of AOC’s policy ideas. But what she gets and more conventional Democrats do not is that political fight can be catalyzing and transformative. You can change the shape of the playing board in ways … www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/p...
Ocasio-Cortez mobilizes Democrats against Schumer plan as colleagues privately urge her to consider primary challenge | CNN Politics
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Thursday that she plans to mobilize her massive base of followers to oppose what she described as an “acquiesce” by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer to accept th...
www.cnn.com
March 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The fight itself has benefits. The fight itself rallies people to your cause. The fight itself draws media attention.
The fight itself improves the D party brand and increases electoral success.
Fight, Congressional Dems!
The fight itself improves the D party brand and increases electoral success.
Fight, Congressional Dems!
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March 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I dunno, Daylight Savings starting in the midst of whatever this cluster is just feels like kicking a man when he’s down.
March 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I dunno, Daylight Savings starting in the midst of whatever this cluster is just feels like kicking a man when he’s down.
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BREAKING: SpaceX loses contact with its Starship megarocket in test mission, marking back-to-back setbacks after its last attempt ended in a midflight explosion
Sure, let’s get rid of NASA and leave everything up to space Karen with this shit going on
Sure, let’s get rid of NASA and leave everything up to space Karen with this shit going on
March 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
BREAKING: SpaceX loses contact with its Starship megarocket in test mission, marking back-to-back setbacks after its last attempt ended in a midflight explosion
Sure, let’s get rid of NASA and leave everything up to space Karen with this shit going on
Sure, let’s get rid of NASA and leave everything up to space Karen with this shit going on
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What Are You Willing To Sacrifice For The Truth? #TheWeeklyShow #politics
March 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What Are You Willing To Sacrifice For The Truth? #TheWeeklyShow #politics
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What a photo.
Green must be the start of something, not the end.
Green must be the start of something, not the end.
March 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What a photo.
Green must be the start of something, not the end.
Green must be the start of something, not the end.
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The stakes are just too high.
March 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The stakes are just too high.
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We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10
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There are now 159 cases of measles in Texas, with 22 hospitalized and the first death from measles in the US since 2003. Last week, Texas officials requested federal assistance, and a rapid response team from CDC, known as an Epi-Aid, has been deployed.
www.dshs.texas.gov/news-alerts/...
www.dshs.texas.gov/news-alerts/...
Measles Outbreak – March 4, 2025 | Texas DSHS
www.dshs.texas.gov
March 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There are now 159 cases of measles in Texas, with 22 hospitalized and the first death from measles in the US since 2003. Last week, Texas officials requested federal assistance, and a rapid response team from CDC, known as an Epi-Aid, has been deployed.
www.dshs.texas.gov/news-alerts/...
www.dshs.texas.gov/news-alerts/...
Shouldn’t someone have cued the music by now?
March 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Shouldn’t someone have cued the music by now?
The democrats are being far too quiet throughout this cluster.
March 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The democrats are being far too quiet throughout this cluster.
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This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
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Fun Fact! Tonight’s designated survivor is Vladimir Putin
March 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Fun Fact! Tonight’s designated survivor is Vladimir Putin
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No. Now is not the time to play dead.
The Democrats have already played dead for too many years.
60% of our people are living paycheck to paycheck. Millions of seniors are going hungry.
Now is the time to stand up for the working class of this country.
The Democrats have already played dead for too many years.
60% of our people are living paycheck to paycheck. Millions of seniors are going hungry.
Now is the time to stand up for the working class of this country.
March 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
No. Now is not the time to play dead.
The Democrats have already played dead for too many years.
60% of our people are living paycheck to paycheck. Millions of seniors are going hungry.
Now is the time to stand up for the working class of this country.
The Democrats have already played dead for too many years.
60% of our people are living paycheck to paycheck. Millions of seniors are going hungry.
Now is the time to stand up for the working class of this country.