I’d last about two weeks before I started using this to hide from my cats when they’re screaming for breakfast they already had.

Jeeeesus.

This post just came up on my main feed, then I laughed, then I said, “…oh, hey, it’s Cooper.”

I’m starting to this this guy fucking sucks.

The good news is that this tooth pain will remind me to cancel those upcoming appointments when their office opens tomorrow. [finger guns]

I ordered a shirt from a company that reply-all’ed their customer list (NON-BCC) about shipping delays. That email thread lasted a month and I made “[Company] shared my email with hundreds of strangers and all I got was this other stupid shirt” shirts for a few dozen of us.

Lost and Delirious. Kill Bill(? It’s been a LONG time since I saw it.) Trainwreck. Black Swan. Fat Girl. Death Becomes Her. Thirteen(? Same as KB.)

I keep thinking about movies and ending up in, “Yeah, but X happened so there are external factors,” but maybe that’s the point of those movies. So.

(This is a real question): If a student asked for a definition of a “Mean Girl” character, how would you answer without referencing a(nother) specific character? I’m asking because I’m curious if my maybe-answers fit the parameters.

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My version of this is living alone so no one can give me any sort of side-eye about bringing home more oversized sweaters.