Dave Roth
@t4lk2m3g0ose.bsky.social
You absolutely just cursed yourself my guy
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 PM
You absolutely just cursed yourself my guy
When the team counts on you to score but your ass decides to pour…
January 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
When the team counts on you to score but your ass decides to pour…
When you’ve got a wicked wrister but your stomach’s in a twister…
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
When you’ve got a wicked wrister but your stomach’s in a twister…
I hope he told every Packers fan he saw on his out of the stadium to ‘suck his fat one’
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I hope he told every Packers fan he saw on his out of the stadium to ‘suck his fat one’
That whole album is incredible
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
That whole album is incredible
Final fantasy 7 and the 3 discs you needed to play it
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Final fantasy 7 and the 3 discs you needed to play it
Ok I’m gonna start using that phrase
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Ok I’m gonna start using that phrase
HOOOOOO AHHHHHH I’m hitting a baseball
July 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
HOOOOOO AHHHHHH I’m hitting a baseball
Now what’re you going to do about head start?
April 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Now what’re you going to do about head start?
Unfortunately Johnson won’t do shit in order to appease his master.
April 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Unfortunately Johnson won’t do shit in order to appease his master.
Also, I’ll be in Disney next weekend so I will be happy to continue ‘Da Great Hobo Hunt’ for yous
March 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Also, I’ll be in Disney next weekend so I will be happy to continue ‘Da Great Hobo Hunt’ for yous
Dat hat is elite my frent
March 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Dat hat is elite my frent
Oh is that what we’re calling the cuck chair now?
March 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Oh is that what we’re calling the cuck chair now?
His anger meter is probably a fifth of the way up
March 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
His anger meter is probably a fifth of the way up
It wasn’t a war plan it was concepts of a war plan
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It wasn’t a war plan it was concepts of a war plan
It’s fine because we’re all going to be sent to Oz tonight by the wind. Can’t seem to find a forecast for them on weather bug though. So it’s possible it could be snowing there too
March 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It’s fine because we’re all going to be sent to Oz tonight by the wind. Can’t seem to find a forecast for them on weather bug though. So it’s possible it could be snowing there too